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R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 3:10 pm,
OK, so it's a day early.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 3:15 pm,
HAHAHA! I always had doubts about faceplant... you can't deny it if it's on a graph.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 3:18 pm,
5 unsavory disasters for you!!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 3:23 pm,
Nice edit! haha. But I do not appear on this list, so I am only giving it 4.99L, and then rounding it up to the nearest lion.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 3:59 pm,
Aww come on, really Jake. This hurts... no not really at all. Im not sure if its a compliment or an insult to be rated lower that Hitler? J/k! Good poster sir!
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:03 pm,
Well, Face, there is the whole eating children thing...
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:05 pm,
That was only once and i didn't know... it was a bit gamey anyways, wouldn't try it again. Like a fine wine a person has to be aged properly before eating. Also a good blend of spices or a homeade dry rub is always good.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:15 pm,
WTF is up with that avatar face?.....It's making me thirsty..
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:17 pm,
Bad a$$ pic courtesy of FattMatt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:18 pm,
That's my whiskey....give it back!!!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:20 pm,
I will give it back but it wont have whiskey in it anymore, it might have gas and a flaming towel hanging out of it. Moltov ****tails are always a good party favor, anyways the bottle is empty so unless you collect them i see you needing no use for it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:27 pm,
You're dead to me....I will eat your children.....Pass the h** sauce.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:30 pm,
Lets not talk about eating my kiddos Moooooooooooooooooooo. There is plenty of more Jameson's at the store.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:32 pm,
Hmmmm, do I need to add a category under Scary Clown for a "Sober Mooooo"? He's cranky!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:33 pm,
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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:35 pm,
er.... sorry? Mrs.moooooooooo is out of town and no one is making me sammiches.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:37 pm,
Thats terrible, she didnt make you a whole bunch of stuff and label it in the fridge with the appropriate microwave times?
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm,
No worries Moobie, I didn't know the situation, I'd be cranky too! No Sammiches! The Horror!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm, that grounds for divorce?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:42 pm,
Moobie? wanna go?......I'll eat your kids too......."I love children, but I can never eat a whole one"
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:43 pm,
Not grounds for divorce... i mean whenever your mom leaves me she always packs the fridge with good eats. Maybe she should pass some lessons onto the misses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:48 pm,
You obviously don't know my mom....are you last in line? (I hate that b****)
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:57 pm,
ROR! Nice, must have been the other Mooooooooooooooooooo with only 18 o's then. Itsa common mistake.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:59 pm,
OK, OK , so you don't like Moobie, sorry, I was just tryin' it out. I can make a pretty mean sammich myself, I never really trust my wife enough to be alone in the kitchen, all her cooking tastes like bitter almonds.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:11 pm,
at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:23 pm,
Well just do what im doing and send your ol lady to culinary school! It is worth every penny!!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:31 pm,
Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about ***w j** school.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:40 pm,
ROR!! Yea i got slapped when i brought up the stripper pole aerobics class the offer at the local community college but hit a home run with the culinary school.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:41 pm,
So Matt, your wife won't let you go to ***w j** School?
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:42 pm,
And yes, Culinary School would be magic! Not sure if the wife will let me go though.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:49 pm,
No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm,
LOL! Sorry to hear that Matt. Well, you know what they say, easy come easy go.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm,
WOW!!! Im just glad you made it thru and didn't O.D on a protein overdose.
ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 6:19 pm,
5 thin wispy ones Jake, nice.
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:36 am,
I'm very trustworthy. I'm a webmaster, you can definitely trust me.
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:25 pm,
ummm why is "the hitler" above "scary clown"? still i give 5 lions nice one
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:03 pm,
@ usaf1995, It was a good natured ribbing to one of our resident scary clowns. Besides, the clown hair and nose wouldn't have looked as good if it were green or even orange.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:37 pm,
As a goateed individual, I take umbrage at the arrangement of these facial hair types. I especially don't like being lumped in with Jesse James.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:41 pm,
Just growing a stash to go with it gets you almost to the top! And if I knew you had a goat MWLF, I would have named it after you, but I didn't know.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:45 pm,
As a matter of fact it's hard to tell what if any facial hair anyone on here has...I don't even have the same stash that my avatar has...much to my dissapointment.
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 6:18 pm,
Looks like I'm a combination of the 'handlebar' & the 'chin tuft' with a little bit of the 'wolverine' thrown in.
M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 4:08 pm,
Wow... If this poster holds truth then shockingly I am third from most trustworthy facial hair types you get... 5 Razors to you!
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