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CONFISCATED - demotivational poster


TAGS: airport security

demotivational poster CONFISCATED
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #172982 Created April 18, 2014

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Rick69 - April 19, 2014, 6:31 pm
Recently re-watched it... The blank-faced sincerity with which that line was delivered is nothing short of, frankly, disturbing...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2014, 3:00 am
“Nine times out of ten its an electric razor, but every once and a while...." Sorry, Fight Club reference.
Oldsod - April 18, 2014, 8:49 pm
...especially if it requires electricity.
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10 Minutes ! - demotivational poster

What Will You Do ? Beer & A Shot, Smoke , Fast Fast Sex, Or Maybe Pray ?


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maoworks2  #172909 Created April 14, 2014

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GaryO - May 3, 2014, 8:18 am
‘fast ***x’? My hand would fall asleep after nine and a half frustrating minutes, whether I prayed or not……I’d take the drink and toke.
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:40 am
Well Done Miss Priss, Now You're Ready To Meet Your Maker.
MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:39 pm
Hell, I could do all the above and still have three and a half minutes to spare. I think I'd use those to practice my aim with a firearm.
maoworks2 - April 14, 2014, 2:08 pm
Yah That's A Good One steve1961.
steve1961 - April 14, 2014, 1:50 pm
Just normal *** and that still gives me 9 and a half minutes to do something else...
maoworks2 - April 14, 2014, 1:26 pm
Make It Fast.
lgvernon - April 14, 2014, 12:01 pm

There should be an 'All of the above' choice.
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incoming - demotivational poster

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!


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demotivational poster incoming
demon001  #172879 Created April 12, 2014

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 10:06 am
...And they wonder why we're apprehensive about allowing them to handle nuclear power.
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demotivational poster Catch 22
JesusWept  #172868 Created April 11, 2014

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cicilia - April 11, 2014, 11:21 pm
Irony strikes again.
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