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CONTRACEPTION - Recommended by 10 out of 10 house cats! demotivational poster


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demotivational poster CONTRACEPTION
HAL8999  #103468 Created May 20, 2010

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HAL8999 - May 21, 2010, 5:37 am
Thanks mate! I think that one open eye on that Kitty is just marvellous. "you gots about 4 more seconds to live kid!"
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 9:56 am
Hilarious!! Good one Hal!!!
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Orthodox Church renounce YOU!! demotivational poster


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HAL8999  #103464 Created May 20, 2010

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MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - See, she cleaned your jar for you... And turned on your night light... Sweet dreams, my darling. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU...
Chef  #103451 Created May 20, 2010

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Chef - May 20, 2010, 2:27 pm
Thanks... I won't stoop to low humor... see, no blenders!
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:00 am
Twisted.... so i love it. Nice work Chef
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 2:52 am
I'm in awe. 5L
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b**** PLEASE - I got this, chill... I'll be right back... demotivational poster


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demotivational poster b**** PLEASE
Chef  #103448 Created May 20, 2010

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GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Love, confidence, patience, and how to rip apart drunken tourists... Well, my mother did anyway... demotivational poster


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demotivational poster GREAT MOTHERS TEACH...
Chef  #103377 Created May 19, 2010

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agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am
Hawt!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:33 am
If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:28 am
You realize tigers eat their young.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:15 am
Getting beaten with your own toys is never a good thing. My mom was too cheap to wreck a toy on out b***s. Although I had a lot of h** weel track... and we'd whip each other with them... better than pillow fights.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:08 am
You ever heard a h**wheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:05 am
Nice! The go-to weapon of choice for my mom was the wooden spoon. And although she shattered many on my b***, she did have a 3ft mixing paddle that was a bit more resiliant.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own h**wheel track!!!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Greatness, Chef. And good that you didn't combine the two!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:45 am
Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the b**** please...
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:43 am
And in this case, it's still a win!
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