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Counting His Ribs - demotivational poster

2 men posed as Mormon Missionaries to gain entry into a Utah Man's home.. the spent 5 min. discussing religion before beating the man then robbing him... when questioned the homeowner said he hope next time "They will start with the beating.."


TAGS: thieves mormon missionaries beating homeowner

demotivational poster Counting His Ribs
Ism  #168194 Created August 27, 2013

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 8:56 am
Hilarious a 5er
BobbEdwards - August 28, 2013, 9:11 am
This should be on Religifake too, methinks
PorterRockwell - August 27, 2013, 11:07 pm
This actually occured in Las Vegas NV.
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:05 pm

Is...mmm...FUNNY!! 5Ls
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Blame It On Eve - demotivational poster

For Miss Priss :-)


TAGS: adam eve her fault uh huh

demotivational poster Blame It On Eve
BobbEdwards  #168189 Created August 27, 2013

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EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:26 pm
"but YOU gave her ***bs"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:38 am
Blamed woman and subsequently blamed God. "YOU are the one who gave her to me."
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1-800-STROKE IT - demotivational poster


TAGS: call us

demotivational poster 1-800-STROKE IT
ughomer  #168172 Created August 27, 2013

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curlyrocks - August 28, 2013, 11:21 pm
It wasn't a circle jerk ok (I don't know how many times I have to explain this) it was just coincidence we where all looking for some where to spank it and found the bank at the same time.
ughomer - August 28, 2013, 11:16 am
Hey Curly ~ did they also kick Moerocks and Larryrocks out? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
curlyrocks - August 27, 2013, 6:28 pm
I some how doubt that any one walking around, with no job who saw this sign would meet the qualifications of a "superior genetic specimen". or does that not matter any more. Cuz that's what they said to me that day I was chased out of a sperm bank.
Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:09 pm
Cabbaval? Did I catch you at work, man?
GaryO - August 27, 2013, 4:51 pm
Uh, no. No ‘W’….there is, however, a ‘T’
MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 4:31 pm
A fluffer! Is that anything like a Swiffer? Sorry I don't do "manual" labour.
GaryO - August 27, 2013, 3:14 pm
Eau contraire Missy. They could use a greeter (fluffer).
MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:20 pm
Somehow, I don't think they'd hire me...not even for a measly 5L an hour.
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 7:27 am
Cabbaval = Cannabal (Spell check fail)again.
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 7:26 am
Cabbaval ~ this comment was "a stroke of genius."
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Extra Bacon, Please - demotivational poster


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain

demotivational poster Extra Bacon, Please
BobbEdwards  #168124 Created August 25, 2013

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!
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TAGS: soccer goal foul

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chickenlittle  #168118 Created August 24, 2013

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