COURAGE - Just when you realize that momma didn't pack the wooden stake in your lunchbox... demotivational poster

TAGS: courage

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(3/5) - 18 votes

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WTFO - November 13, 2009, 4:16 pm, #136349

*sniff* *sniff* Is that sulfur and Kool-aid I smell?

BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 2:44 pm, #136331

5 friday the 13th poodles!

Zed - November 13, 2009, 1:14 pm, #136314

make that *stakes*, plural, both need it.

LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 11:21 am, #136296

Wouldn't help...she has no heart to plunge it through. And a headsh** wouldn't help either...you guessed it: no brain.

Lederhosen - November 13, 2009, 8:23 am, #136279

very true...Pelosi could really use a wooden stake

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#77921 Created November 13, 2009
More by gstraynor

VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG. demotivational poster

TAGS: midget assignment

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(3.29/5) - 28 votes

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Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 8:28 pm, #136217

Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.

MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 8:19 pm, #136212

I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.

Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 8:07 pm, #136208

Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.

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#77887 Created November 12, 2009
More by Produceman117

DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it) demotivational poster

TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross

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(3.13/5) - 55 votes

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Sean - November 22, 2010, 12:25 pm, #203619

And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!

Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 12:51 pm, #203326

If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.

Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 12:06 pm, #174365

What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.

twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 8:19 am, #164052

Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.

Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 6:58 am, #154131

Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?

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#77880 Created November 12, 2009
More by Todd Snyder

EMOTIONAL TURMOIL - The only thing you should feel when shooting terrorists is recoil. demotivational poster

TAGS: army soldier sniper terrorist gun rifle scope

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(3.41/5) - 34 votes

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rerun - March 30, 2010, 6:42 pm, #168240

proof needed that it really is you...and if it is you, thank you for serving

curraheemp - March 30, 2010, 6:39 pm, #168238

this picture is actually taken of me when i was in the army in iraq in 2006 i never killed anyone that didnt desrve it im also 80% disabled for fighting in iraq and afghanistan so im glad u sit there and run your mouth because your paying me

grumpydog31 - November 13, 2009, 7:31 pm, #136396

skunkrider(i mean ***klicker),grow a pair of balls and thank a soldier for giving you the freedom to say bull**** like that.we risk all to give you that right.

Bartimaeus - November 13, 2009, 6:23 pm, #136389

Yeah, but it still makes for a good act. Waka! Waka! Waka! *crickets*

WTFO - November 13, 2009, 6:19 pm, #136388

Good on ya, Bart. You're definitely a stand-up guy (that's different than a stand-up comedian).

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#77857 Created November 12, 2009
More by north star

SPEED TRAPS - Sneaky bastards demotivational poster

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(3.98/5) - 86 votes

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euler - October 1, 2012, 6:45 pm, #239641

This is a complete fabrication, missile and traffic radars operate on different frequencies, and military aircraft never fire "automatically"

Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 8:31 am, #137819

i love the part where it states he almost got his a** blown up.

Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 3:10 pm, #136338

CHP - Can't Handle Policework.

Bob D. Sailor - November 12, 2009, 5:58 pm, #136185

I work right next to a flight line with jets flying over all day, so take it from me.. They are really loud. And for the cops, one word OWNED!

lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 5:44 pm, #136173

its better than great

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#77788 Created November 12, 2009
More by Wheels