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CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house? demotivational poster


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck

demotivational poster CRAFTSMANSHIP
todd snyder  #76379 Created November 2, 2009

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???
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GOTHS - Are normal, just like you. demotivational poster

demotivational poster GOTHS
BurpingJack  #76376 Created November 2, 2009

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BurpingJack - September 15, 2011, 11:49 am
You jerk!
Jerk - September 14, 2011, 2:55 pm
Lies, all LIES. Goths are a waste, i do not give a Sh*t about how sad you are. EVER!
Chopperliscious - November 8, 2009, 10:30 am
I had *** with a goth once. She lay there and pretended to be dead. I found it rather ... like 20 years of marraige?
BurpingJack - November 8, 2009, 6:34 am
In Germany, I have seen an entirely pink dressed Goth girl.
Claire - November 7, 2009, 4:02 pm
I don't think I've ever seen a goth who didn't wear black.
Zed - November 2, 2009, 4:33 pm
Oingo Boingo is considered to be one of the early Goth bands of the 80's (Dead Man's Party, Dark At The End Of The Tunnel, etc). If the Cure is the prototypical Goth band, Oingo Boingo was the world's happiest Goth band.
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:05 pm
who cares? not me. í wear black and am called a goth while i'm not a goth. i only dated one
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:56 pm
Is a Goth who doesn't wear black truly a Goth? Definition via partial negation is particularly useless.
omnia - November 2, 2009, 1:39 pm
and somethimes the goth chicks can be smoking h**! ;)
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ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH - Or close the wall up with our English DEAD! demotivational poster


TAGS: shakespear hedgehog king henry v

demotivational poster ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH
yeodawg@hotmail.com  #76362 Created November 2, 2009

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WINDOW LICKERS - demotivational poster


TAGS: window lickers

demotivational poster WINDOW LICKERS
Mark Stafford  #76348 Created November 2, 2009

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OTHELLO - demotivational poster


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some

demotivational poster OTHELLO
Bartimaeus  #76295 Created November 1, 2009

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So d*** good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, d*** you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy p***. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.
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