demotivational poster CREATION Crossing lines of time Ignoring species and convention, glamorous juxtaposition

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CREATION - Crossing lines of time Ignoring species and convention, glamorous jux***osition demotivational poster

TAGS: dinosaurs and creation

(3.25/5) - 12 votes

Renza - January 18, 2013, 4:42 am, #242582

its ok, we know that learning and thinking are against your religion, we wont hold it against you.

matt28 - September 1, 2010, 7:32 pm, #191908

By the way, dinos are nowhere near related to modern reptiles despite the inability of creationist idiots to tell the two apart. We've only known that for over a century.

matt28 - September 1, 2010, 7:31 pm, #191906

Egal, I remember the bible telling me about how the flood waters caused the earth to suddenly spin on a titled axis. Makes perfect sense! *rolls eyes* FIRST GRADERS know what actually causes seasons! Try spending 5 seconds to educate yourself, retard!

egal069 - May 24, 2010, 6:20 pm, #177567

Before I get slammed for it cause I`m sure I will, to my understanding winter came after the great flood (lots of different cultures have records of this, not just the bible) which is what would of killed them off, also best method of making fossiles

egal069 - May 24, 2010, 6:13 pm, #177566

Sure, take one tiny bone fragment and claim it was an entire species that somehow vanished without a trace. That makes so much more sense than a lack of winter allowing reptiles to grow non-stop over the years, even as little as 20 years would make it big

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#103888 Created May 23, 2010
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I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh. demotivational poster

TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band

(4.33/5) - 27 votes

Budog - April 26, 2012, 5:53 am, #233839

And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L

matt28 - September 1, 2010, 7:25 pm, #191901

Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.

matt28 - September 1, 2010, 7:23 pm, #191898

"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible

agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 7:22 pm, #191897

matt knows things.

matt28 - September 1, 2010, 7:20 pm, #191896

Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.

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#103887 Created May 23, 2010
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