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CREATIONISTS - Failing For Over Two Thousand Years demotivational poster

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malVs  #2520 Created March 6, 2008



agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
Side-sidenote: merely.
zuul - July 17, 2009, 11:08 pm
Side note: the ice age will kill the zombies that are roaming the earth by the time this occurs. and before you say zombies dont exist, if you christians can believe in imaginary friends, i can believe in zombies.
zuul - July 17, 2009, 11:07 pm
science fact: Global warming is naturaly occuring. humans meerly sped it up a couple thousand years. It will go away on its own once the current that carries warm water north stops flowing, causing the new ice age, covering much of Eurasia and N. America
Lloyd - March 27, 2009, 9:09 am
We have faith in our own actions. The only person that can make things the way you want them is yourself.
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 2:04 pm
Why? Well... what hope for the future do YOU have and where does it come from? Faith in human nature? HA! We can't even agree on how to solve global warming, which is in all our best interests. The bible gives us a hope for the future no politician can.
Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 3:58 pm
Why do you need some book to give you hope for the future?
HurHur... - January 26, 2009, 3:54 pm
And yet this anthology of laws, histories, poems and letters provides the only bright hope for a future we crazy messed up humans have, let's face it...WE can't fix this planet. All we do is compound the dire situation we're in already.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 9:45 am
I only want to execute god because it doesn't fit into my universe, which runs on rational, consistent and predictable laws, and not on an overly interpreted anthology of laws, histories, poems, and letters.
LogicDude - October 31, 2008, 8:55 am
Its easy to see why so many people here support Obama; you all want to execute God because YOU f***ed up and He hasn't saved your sorry a**es. You want a Religious Welfare Program, eh?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 31, 2008, 3:36 am
God was executed in Texas sometime in the nineties.
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SLAYER - Even God Listens To Them So STFU Fundies demotivational poster

TAGS: god slayer

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malVs  #2489 Created March 6, 2008



Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 7:19 pm
god has an ironic sense of humor =]
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BALL TO THA FACE - Didn't See That One Coming, Did You? demotivational poster

TAGS: soccer football ball face

demotivational poster BALL TO THA FACE
malVs  #2488 Created March 6, 2008



leeebling - December 19, 2008, 6:10 am
What are these soccer fags you speak of? I've smoked for years and never seen them, they sound cool.
American - September 30, 2008, 6:08 pm little soccer playin b****!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 11:47 am
But wait, you're a staunch traditionalist when it comes to calling it football and not soccer (which has a known etymology and use) but you think this is 'lolarious'? Why be picky or fickle about the development of terms? Just accept both.
Jonny Shadez - September 25, 2008, 11:15 am
What is this soccer of which you speak, I think you'll find he plays football. It's called football because it's played with the feet, that's why a ball to the face is lolarious.
American - September 10, 2008, 6:02 pm
Soccer fags are used to having balls in their faces!
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Roamer  #2465 Created March 5, 2008



spitfire111 - January 7, 2009, 11:19 pm
Epic level indeed. Do you have the cheat code for this?
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EMO - Remember kids, it's down the road, not across the street. demotivational poster

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jenipherocious  #2458 Created March 5, 2008



eali - March 14, 2013, 9:31 pm
You dumbass they're saying that if you actually want to die you cut from wrist to elbow on the vein not across the wrist. Though inner thigh works better.
seriously? - June 29, 2009, 5:33 pm
Megan - He is holding the knife correctly. One side is serrated, the other side is a typical blade. This kid is still a loser regardless.
megan - January 19, 2009, 1:39 am
he's holding the knife the wrong way. lollll
manicbranic - November 30, 2008, 2:28 am
emo....goth....pah..... why don't they all just come good on their threats of suicide. The world would immediately become a better place for it.
Porcelina - November 24, 2008, 9:07 pm
Emo. For p****'s. Nothing wrong with goth, this kid, is not. At all. Not whatsoever. Maybe metal head, not goth. sorry
barockeva - November 24, 2008, 6:58 pm
Goth. For emos in denial.
Claire - November 24, 2008, 5:54 pm
Goth or emo, that kid still looks like a fag lacking in some serious originality... however,Captain Whitey, I gotta say Nightwish is pretty kickass...
Kayann - October 16, 2008, 1:44 am
I wanna shove that knife up that kids a**. "Do ya like cutting now?"
Cobalt - June 17, 2008, 9:45 am
That's a plastic knife so double fail.
GenX+Y - June 4, 2008, 4:19 am
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