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CROTCHETY'S DICTIONARY - demotivational poster

Virgin: (n.) 1. a person who hasn't had sexual intercourse yet; a rare breed of person 2. a pre- sexual person, usually ranging in age from 0 to 11. 3. a particular group of olives that has had no sexual intercourse, and has devoted its life to cuisine.* *See "chef's convent."


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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #166016 Created May 25, 2013

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Silverheart - May 25, 2013, 8:27 pm

Pomegranates... I knew it!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2013, 7:51 pm
Extra Virgin: (adj.) 1. baby olives; the first born; cream of the crop; etc. 2. olives blessed by a priest and/or rabbi and/or Jedi Master. 3. very chaste olives, abstaining from ***ual intercourse or lewd literature involving pomegranates.
Silverheart - May 25, 2013, 3:34 pm

How do olives become 'extra virgin' th5n?
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Cinderella looking for her shoe... and ready to dance on the floor...


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saint96  #166007 Created May 25, 2013

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Diversity is our way of life


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PapaFox  #165985 Created May 24, 2013

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falloutghoul - May 24, 2013, 9:10 pm
Wow, who bombed this one. It's great!
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5150monkeylove  #165980 Created May 24, 2013

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