Crotchety's Medical Dictionary - demotivational poster
Restless Leg Syndrome: a made up, bullshit disease; the sensation typically begins when the person is doing absolutely nothing for an extended period of time. (e.g. watching TV for hours on end, mindlessly surfing the internet for weeks without let up, and/or constantly playing videogames with no toilet break). Cure: GET UP OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GO FOR A GODDAMN WALK OR JOG - IT COULDN'T HURT!* *Do NOT consult your physician, he's been paid to keep silent by the entertainment cartel. Exercise does NOT include Wii sports or the like; that is a crock to sell more videogames to healthnuts that will feed their agoraphobia that they'll soon develop.
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