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Crotchety's Medical Dictionary - demotivational poster

Restless Leg Syndrome: a made up, bullshit disease; the sensation typically begins when the person is doing absolutely nothing for an extended period of time. (e.g. watching TV for hours on end, mindlessly surfing the internet for weeks without let up, and/or constantly playing videogames with no toilet break). Cure: GET UP OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GO FOR A GODDAMN WALK OR JOG - IT COULDN'T HURT!* *Do NOT consult your physician, he's been paid to keep silent by the entertainment cartel. Exercise does NOT include Wii sports or the like; that is a crock to sell more videogames to healthnuts that will feed their agoraphobia that they'll soon develop.

TAGS: crotchety medical dictionary restless leg

demotivational poster Crotchety's Medical Dictionary
thecrotchetyoldcynic  #165801 Created May 16, 2013



thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:18 am
You could've taught Paul Reubens a thing or two, lol.... oh, jeez, this is going nowhere good :-D
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:16 am
that is why I play with myself... to prevent "public twitching" 5L COC
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 12:37 pm
Thanks Capt. Glad you like. I believe a leg twitching is its way of begging for activity lest it dies. Just like any body part... twiddling thumbs... uh, I'll stop there, lol.
CaptMickeyd - May 16, 2013, 11:13 am
I've always thought this as well. If your legs are restless, go do something with them.
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Sweet Mother of Jesus!!! - demotivational poster

I really hope that whoever laid eyes on this poster will not be induced into suffering any unnecessary mental issues or acquiring some recurring night terrors.

TAGS: sir richard branson drag tr***

demotivational poster Sweet Mother of Jesus!!!
RobertSpencer  #165741 Created May 13, 2013



david5300 - April 27, 2014, 11:25 am
Is that Sir Richard Branson?
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen...David Bowie.
Pauleboy - May 27, 2013, 6:57 pm
Sir Richard Branson on a night out?
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 1:07 am
Robert S, stop posting self pics. BTW eye shadow color is screaming non virgin, Mary.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:38 pm
I just puked. The mess didn't bother me, but the Starbucks employees are pi**ed.
Renza - May 13, 2013, 10:30 am
diaf... now I need to go cleanse my retinas with fire or some form of potent acid.
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happy mothers day - demotivational poster

TAGS: mother norman physco

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MPsniper  #165718 Created May 12, 2013



MPsniper - May 14, 2013, 8:21 am
bang head here (x)
steve1961 - May 13, 2013, 12:27 am
Great...I helped...yay for me...who are you again?
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:33 pm
Spent like 3 min looking... Where did it even say "psycho" This post saved me
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 10:19 pm
It's still 5L. I cut a lot of slack with tags. LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2013, 6:50 pm
How do you feel about double posts? :)
MPsniper - May 12, 2013, 6:31 pm
oh CRAP ! i hate misspelled words. thanks for letting me know.
MPsniper - May 12, 2013, 6:31 pm
oh CRAP ! i hate misspelled words. thanks for letting me know.
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 9:27 am
5L. btw it's spelt "Psycho" but I do like playing Word Scramble. :)
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Sweet dreams! - demotivational poster

may sweet dreams come your way, and a hoard of spiders keep the bed bugs at bay

TAGS: spider nightmare

demotivational poster Sweet dreams!
vilnius  #165701 Created May 11, 2013



Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 11:41 am
'Horde' of spiders.
heavyrock - June 3, 2013, 8:38 pm
This looks like a sh** from an old Cure Video - Lullaby
Rudedog - May 13, 2013, 10:11 pm
Thank you for my nightmare de jour.
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 9:22 am
More likely that they'd just join forces...
MissPriss - May 12, 2013, 2:17 am
You did already drop this off over at Shivers too...right? How about I just dream of spiders eating up bed bugs? Eewwww
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BobbEdwards  #165681 Created May 11, 2013



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