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DANCER - demotivational poster


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart

demotivational poster DANCER
rerun  #120354 Created October 29, 2010

19 shares


(4.77/5) - 30 votes

Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm, #200313

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm, #200204
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!
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NEW GENERATIONS - demotivational poster


TAGS: this would all be solved with a belt

demotivational poster NEW GENERATIONS
5150monkeylove  #120308 Created October 29, 2010

60 shares


(4.71/5) - 48 votes

5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am, #247939
same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.
tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm, #247919
Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm, #245815
agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am, #245028
If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.
jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm, #200199
So true! Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm, #200188
Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am, #200146
marry her
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am, #200145
Now I imagine my gf crapping n**** on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am, #200142
Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, n****? that's a dilemma
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am, #200133
If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.
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FEELING INADEQUATE? - demotivational poster


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman

demotivational poster FEELING INADEQUATE?
ICEMAN  #120305 Created October 29, 2010

31 shares


(4.66/5) - 41 votes

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am, #245030
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm, #210292
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm, #201097
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am, #201029
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am, #200154
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am, #200148
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am, #200139
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am, #200137
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am, #200136
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am, #200131
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
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APOPHIS - demotivational poster


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock

demotivational poster APOPHIS
Reality Lord  #120151 Created October 27, 2010

42 shares


(4.6/5) - 40 votes

pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm, #199893
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm, #199890
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm, #199883
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm, #199882
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm, #199879
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.
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Airman  #120147 Created October 27, 2010

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