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Dear Mr. Crowe - demotivational poster

Next time you make biblical movie, how about - and this is just a radical suggestion - READING THE BIBLE FIRST? I'm just saying the story of Noah and the flood spanned three chapters, it would take - even an illiterate child - approximately 5 to 7 minutes to read it. HOW, RUSSELL, COULD YOU HAVE SCREWED THAT UP SO ROYALLY?


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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #173021 Created April 21, 2014

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Airman - April 23, 2014, 12:59 pm
It was a Landmark theatre.. Hollywood Theatres does the same kind of thing
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2014, 11:52 am
Nice!
steve1961 - April 23, 2014, 3:22 am
You'd have to join the Air Force to get a theatre membership...but on the plus side, for a few dollars more, if you hate the movie, you can hit the EJECT b***on conveniently placed on your armrest...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2014, 1:43 am
Really? Awesome! What theater was this?
Airman - April 22, 2014, 3:13 pm
I only go if I want to see something on the big screen. I went with my son to see Rush, and it was a different setup. You could buy a regular ticket, or for $14 each, you got free unlimited popcorn and sodas. pay more and they bring food to your seat
Greeny - April 22, 2014, 12:31 pm
It used to cost over a hundred bucks to take the wife/kids to see a movie - hate to think what it'd cost nowadays...
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 9:42 pm
I haven't seen it, and probably won't, but how far off can the get? Does everyone live happily ever after?
Haarakkon - April 21, 2014, 8:59 pm
I actually went and saw it. I didn't think it was bad at all, but one had to remain aware for most of it that it was a "Hollywoodization" of the familiar story.
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Old Cowboy Saying - demotivational poster

he needed killin' is a legal defense


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Airman  #173015 Created April 21, 2014

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 22, 2014, 2:14 am
I remember that movie! That takes me back. 5 not-so-lonesome doves :-D
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10 Minutes ! - demotivational poster

What Will You Do ? Beer & A Shot, Smoke , Fast Fast Sex, Or Maybe Pray ?


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maoworks2  #172909 Created April 14, 2014

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GaryO - May 3, 2014, 8:18 am
‘fast ***x’? My hand would fall asleep after nine and a half frustrating minutes, whether I prayed or not……I’d take the drink and toke.
maoworks2 - April 15, 2014, 7:40 am
Well Done Miss Priss, Now You're Ready To Meet Your Maker.
MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:39 pm
Hell, I could do all the above and still have three and a half minutes to spare. I think I'd use those to practice my aim with a firearm.
maoworks2 - April 14, 2014, 2:08 pm
Yah That's A Good One steve1961.
steve1961 - April 14, 2014, 1:50 pm
Just normal *** and that still gives me 9 and a half minutes to do something else...
maoworks2 - April 14, 2014, 1:26 pm
Make It Fast.
lgvernon - April 14, 2014, 12:01 pm

There should be an 'All of the above' choice.
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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!


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demon001  #172879 Created April 12, 2014

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 10:06 am
...And they wonder why we're apprehensive about allowing them to handle nuclear power.
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