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DEATH - While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying. demotivational poster


TAGS: death alive chance 100 dying

demotivational poster DEATH
boeweizer  #112715 Created August 6, 2010

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
As if it matters.
boeweizer - August 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
do you mean all movies with ben affleck he is in or just the ones where hes the star with matt damon
boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 12:53 am
things that make u go hmm, brought to you by: me (boeweizer)
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:13 pm
Whew! That's a relief. Who wants to live forever? Imagine all that breathing. Now I just have to concentrate on avoiding Ben Affleck movies.
Iconoclast - August 6, 2010, 4:48 pm
and if you are dead, the odds of dying drop to zero.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 9:55 am
Also, statistics show that those who have more birthdays live longer. Paradoxically, the more birthdays you have, the less likely it is that you'll live to see the next one.
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:49 am
finallay one of my ideas actualy go through, and get approved
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SCIENTIFIC FACE PALM - demotivational poster


TAGS: creationism face palm

demotivational poster SCIENTIFIC FACE PALM
Reality Lord  #112676 Created August 5, 2010

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Platinu - August 10, 2010, 2:00 pm
Unintentionally hilarious poster. Creationists. They just can't help but be funny. I agree, keep them coming.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:41 pm
I don't make posters about how deluded religious people are....so, maybe you could show us the same courtesy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:40 pm
@RL. You make some good posters, but this religious BS is starting to annoy people....this one doesn't even make sense. The Earth was formed AFTER the Big Bang.
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:25 pm

and to finally lay it to rest.... @sean...hey man, i love you! not in the biblical sense but i love you!
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:24 pm

i think i have an einstein religious one on the backburner for fred. oh ...right...he's no longer with us... the mighty hammer of Thor i a**ume...mu-ahahahahaha.
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:23 pm

omg sean...none of it was directed your way...lol! truth is i find your stuff some of the most creative on this site. the comments were directed at fred. monkies for you sean....grow up for fred.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 1:13 pm

*any
rerun - August 8, 2010, 1:13 pm

I doubt nay harm at all, unless you happen to be fred.
Sean - August 8, 2010, 1:12 pm
I was not offended, but I did also misread the part that indicated most of that was directed at Fred. I thought that condescension was directed at me. Well, no harm done, I hope.
thatonechick - August 8, 2010, 12:58 pm
@Sean: I'm fairly sure RL wasn't fighting you. :)
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PLEASE SIR - Think of the children demotivational poster


TAGS: otter cute animals

demotivational poster PLEASE SIR
doubet  #112641 Created August 5, 2010

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:24 pm
If human children were that cute I would think of them more often. Really, I would.
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - demotivational poster


TAGS: oxymoron day women

demotivational poster UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
Faceplant31  #112635 Created August 5, 2010

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jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 3:04 pm
As Chris Rock put it, “Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense”
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:37 pm
5L. We continually lose, but never stop gambling.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:20 pm
What mindset? All of them! 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 5:25 pm

5L's dude. anyone voting less is because their wives told to.
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CHOMPERS - demotivational poster


TAGS: chompers smart guy happy berfday

demotivational poster CHOMPERS
Faceplant31  #112631 Created August 5, 2010

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
AWE5OME! But this should be removed and reposted every so often so they don't catch on to us ;-)
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 9:29 am
dood, that was friggin awesome!! 5 Get Out Of Jail Free cards for you Sire
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
One of my favs. 5L
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 5:48 pm
It's worked before
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