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MY DEATH - this is how I imagine it demotivational poster


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demotivational poster MY DEATH
Curmudgeon  #92831 Created March 5, 2010

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asdfzxh - August 7, 2015, 4:53 pm
wrg,idts
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'd figure you'll be wide awake for all the pain to follow.
MO - March 5, 2010, 10:14 pm
No Grey! The only one's on the bottom are in the Navy. Subs? 500 men go down, and 250 couples come up!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:13 pm
He's a power bottom.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
I thought the CG said "it's only queer if you're on the bottom"
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 10:11 pm
I doubt that I would actually make it on to the truck..... Every time I catch myself yawning at the receiving end of that saw I imagine what those last few seconds would be like..... It really wakes me up!
MO - March 5, 2010, 10:10 pm
They also say "it's ok underway! It's only queer at the pier!" But hey, I'm not in the Navy. That's what they say.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 10:06 pm
Sounds like a suspicious death... if your intention is to get her jailed instead of using your life insurance to shack up with Grey, I'd say that cut into 3/4 inch strips by a 12 foot band saw, stacked, metal-banded, and loaded on a super-B is perfect.
TheTrashHeap - March 5, 2010, 10:05 pm
You sailors are pretty concerned with other guys junk eh Mo? You know what they say "any port in a storm".
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 10:04 pm
death, by laminate
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RELIGION - Because the crusades were so fun! demotivational poster


TAGS: warhammer 40 000 40000 40k religion space marine

demotivational poster RELIGION
BDome  #92821 Created March 5, 2010

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NAZI CHICKS - demotivational poster


TAGS: mar 5 nazi chicks

demotivational poster NAZI CHICKS
Fatt Matt  #92769 Created March 5, 2010

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:09 pm
Not as nice as the ones in "I Served the King of England".
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:47 am
5 great lols from germany xDD
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 5:53 pm
Teehee
Asasello - March 6, 2010, 6:34 am
Love it.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:03 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
Jmac0585 - March 5, 2010, 5:26 pm
5L for you.
LogicDude - March 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
Mein Leben! 5L!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:01 pm
Ok, that one is good!!!
Airman - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm
LOL
culos - March 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
Can I have the one in the skirt? 5 German Shepherds!
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100 INHABITANTS - demotivational poster


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants

demotivational poster 100 INHABITANTS
vader  #92767 Created March 5, 2010

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spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
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demotivational poster I HAVE A SPELLING CHECKER IT CAME WITH MY P
culos  #92766 Created March 5, 2010

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agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:43 pm
Try harder? Woody? Try harder?!?!? Thanks, you've just earned that as a new rejection reason. Try harder? Are you kidding?
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Oh, wait, I get it, I just read a few of your comments and I guess you think there are no spelling mistakes in my poster ;-)
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R U Serious??????
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Try harder man!!!
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