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demotivational poster Don’t ask
GaryO  #167618 Created August 4, 2013

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steve1961 - August 6, 2013, 12:39 pm
Hmmm...I'm sure when she says something is ok, she actually means "It's okay...now f*** off."
GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:00 am
When she gets mad, she doesn’t tell me to phukk off, she just goes all silent….or I go deaf….deafer maybe. It works pretty good, cause by the time she begins to explain whatever, we end up bumpin’ fuzzies. The term ‘phukk on’ can sometimes apply.
GaryO - August 6, 2013, 8:59 am
When my lady sez ‘talk dirty to me’ and I go ‘I’m gonna tear your phukking clothes off and do yer phukking laundry’, she just gets all quizzical.
GaryO - August 6, 2013, 8:59 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, yer woman has got to be an exception. Most wimin are cats. Period. They don’t even know how they’re going to react. How should us dawgs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2013, 8:12 am
Not always true....My fiancee doesn't play those games, when she tells me somethings ok, it's ok. when she tells me to f*** off, she means f*** off. (she mostly tells me to f*** off)
steve1961 - August 6, 2013, 12:03 am
Sense? Perhaps not. But if you're looking for sense then you'll have to stay single.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2013, 1:32 pm
Right, that makes way more sense than just saying what you mean in the first place.
MissPriss - August 5, 2013, 10:50 am
That gentlemen is rule #5L of how to read between the fine lines of what a female means vs what she says.
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demotivational poster She thinks I’m listening
GaryO  #167615 Created August 4, 2013

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When all else fails - demotivational poster

When all else fails, take a nap


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demotivational poster When all else fails
Iconoclast  #167597 Created August 3, 2013

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Iconoclast - August 4, 2013, 10:42 pm
My thought was that his shoes will be gone when he wakes up.
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 4:57 pm

Naps are good! This poor guy needs a girlfriend with a cushy lap or a fatter briefcase.
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TERROR - demotivational poster

Just whisper 'road trip' to a mother of four and watch it happen.


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lgvernon  #167546 Created July 31, 2013

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lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 1:38 pm

Thank you, sir~~
premiumgrade - October 1, 2013, 8:55 am
Top notch.
lgvernon - August 1, 2013, 8:52 pm

LOL! I only had one, because I didn't want TWO!~I grew up with three siblings and I remember those road trips so well. NOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~
maoworks2 - August 1, 2013, 2:45 pm
O Ya Have Fun !
BobbEdwards - August 1, 2013, 10:49 am
Fav'd - and I'm not even a parent (thank heavens, lol)
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BobbEdwards  #167532 Created July 31, 2013

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
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