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DOUBLE STANDARDS... - I'm cool with that... demotivational poster

demotivational poster DOUBLE STANDARDS...
knight  #12962 Created July 21, 2008



nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:41 pm
What about traps? Do they get the free drinks but they're not allowed to drink them?
LogicDude - April 23, 2009, 1:06 pm
If he were a true ninja, his roommate could have been shooting at him with a howitzer and his spelling would have still remained impeccable!
thatonechick - April 23, 2009, 12:33 pm
I know I'm a little late on this... but if the guy below me was getting sh** with paintballs, why was he typing and not whoopin' his roommate's a**?
thehattinninja - August 23, 2008, 1:48 pm
you try typing while getting sh** with paintballs by your rommmate
Captain Douchebag - July 28, 2008, 2:27 pm
You fail at hating, ninja-ing, and spelling in general.
thehattinninja - July 28, 2008, 2:06 pm
its blantentky obvious that if any woman would file a complaint abotu this sighn. that woman would be a fat ugly chick who who knows she will never be excpted by society so she ruins it for the rest of us.
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YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? - Come get it, son demotivational poster

demotivational poster YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
 #12953 Created July 21, 2008



aesop's folly - October 27, 2009, 7:53 pm
where the bloody motherf***ing hell did you find that!
Kotsuma - October 1, 2008, 8:31 pm
Best Motifake EVER!
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MAIL ORDER BRIDES - Perhaps next time you won't order one from E-bay demotivational poster

demotivational poster MAIL ORDER BRIDES
 #12939 Created July 21, 2008



DFDF - March 4, 2009, 10:09 am
I want one just like that thing in the box!
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 12:39 pm
Happy sloth is happy.
Sean - October 7, 2008, 11:30 pm
What a comment. Blows the poster away.
Miss Squee - October 7, 2008, 11:19 pm
SLOTH IN A BOX. Story of my life.
blah - August 12, 2008, 7:47 pm
i would, but i guess thats just me huh
Doc - August 8, 2008, 9:03 am
They're cute.... but I still wouldn't hit on one!
KDP3 - July 21, 2008, 7:23 pm
sloths FTW
Jane - July 21, 2008, 5:12 pm
I might be the only person who thinks sloths are cute.
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BORED? - Nothing says I'm a happy well adjusted person like a split zipper tongue. demotivational poster

demotivational poster BORED?
Mongo  #12929 Created July 21, 2008



InsaneRabbit - December 8, 2009, 1:56 am
silly question, but why are angel bites called angel bites?
RIFF RAFF - April 2, 2009, 5:45 pm
those angel bites are awfully uneven
Body Modification Artist - September 22, 2008, 11:41 pm
Awesome ph**o -- not possible in real life, no matter how hard you try... unless you want to lose your tongue to infection. And forget trying to talk!
nate - September 9, 2008, 7:05 pm
Thats one zipper I wouldn't mind getting my ***k caught in.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:58 am
...becauee the point will be the appearance of a zipper, not necessarily an actual working zipper. I mean, some people get brands and scarring, so this doesn't seem so far fetched. I kinda like the poster, too. 4 of 5.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:55 am
In all fairness, it's a pretty good ph**o manipulation, and people are stupid enough to get their tongues split. Only a matter of time before someone turns up with one of these, complete with nonworking zipper...
Sean - July 21, 2008, 11:13 pm
But I like the poster.
Sean - July 21, 2008, 11:12 pm
-- they are linked. Oh, and sorry to be ***kish about this, etc. Bye.
Sean - July 21, 2008, 11:11 pm
Forget the ph**o a***ysis in it's finer points. A zipper just doesn't work like that. If the initial whatever-the-hell-you-call-thems (and I'm not going to wikipedia on this crap) are undone, so be the rest of the "links" -- unlike in the picture, where
TigerKid - July 21, 2008, 10:26 pm
The sliders shadow on the chin and the tiny spots of red on the tongue near the metal got me. I found out the split tongue is real, just not the zipper...or the stud on the right.
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PARANOIA - Sometimes it is just the suspicion the other person farted. demotivational poster

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demotivational poster PARANOIA
RnR  #12916 Created July 21, 2008



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