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dream therapy for the elite and privileged - demotivational poster

doctor! i had a dreadful nightmare you must help me I dreamed about a man. he was an illegal immigrant he forced his way into my office at the investment bank and he stripped me of my expensive handmade shoes and socks then he grabbed me and made me clean all the bathrooms in the building with a toothbrush - barefoot on my knees in my business suit and tie there was nothing i could do to stop him in the dream i had no will of my own he changed my name from Timothy to Paco in the dream i could not resist he confiscated my wallet, my wristwatch, my rings, the keys to my porsche, house and office he gave me overalls and forced me to surrender my pinstriped suit, white shirt and silk tie and he put me on a bus to mexico at the end i could no longer speak english at all my front teeth turned gold and my hair turned black doctor, please what does the nightmare mean?


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demotivational poster dream therapy for the elite and privileged
trbecome  #174941 Created September 3, 2014

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GaryO - September 4, 2014, 9:41 am
Again, the clothing…and shoes. Sheeesh, trbe, you’ve got some serious issues.
GaryO - September 3, 2014, 10:11 pm
perhaps
Greeny - September 3, 2014, 8:45 pm
perhaps it's natures way of warning you to steer clear of walmart whilst visiting with the mescaline fairy
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I Swear To God Mom! - demotivational poster

Revenge is not how I do things but accidents will happen.


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MissPriss  #174913 Created August 30, 2014

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MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:32 am
You should see when she's mad!
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:30 pm
Owwwww! That smarts!
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I Sat In The Dark And Thought - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster I Sat In The Dark And Thought
Greybeard  #174903 Created August 29, 2014

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vindicator - September 15, 2014, 10:42 pm
Like ordering nothing but appetizers and no entree
Greybeard - August 30, 2014, 11:50 pm
Thank you Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:46 pm
Wow...5L "nail on the head" this one is!
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Famous Last Words - demotivational poster


TAGS: guns children safety nra constitution

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Greybeard  #174893 Created August 28, 2014

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 10:50 am
this all the victims fault, you're a range safety officer for a reason.
Greybeard - September 7, 2014, 5:37 am
Tragic incident. Most states do not allow children to start driving until they are 16. I believe guns should be the same. Both present a serious danger to adolescents.
Tyche - September 7, 2014, 1:04 am
Too soon, man. My sympathies to the girl and her family, and to the victim and his family. An Arizona resident who cares.
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