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Some are purposely tailored to be filled out by a woman, and not by a 12 yr-old boy.

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thecrotchetyoldcynic  #167229 Created July 12, 2013



thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 12:06 pm
America doesn't do it correctly. A ton of pasta, and few pieces of shredded chicken? All carbs and no protein. In Sicily or even Italy, you get an even amount. Maybe even more chicken (or sausage) than pasta.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 11:56 am
Pasta is one of my biggest enemies....followed closely by chicken wings and grilled cheese sandwiches. It's a love hate relationship.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 11:50 am
For dinner: ravioli in a meat sauce (preferably sausage) use olive oil, brown diced garlic, fresh basil, and chopped onion. Not Ragu or Prego, or grandma will be pi*sed - use beefsteak tomatoes. Oh, good lord (facepalm) Now I know why we're all heavy :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 11:41 am
I've almost hurt thin women in a hug. I come from a Sicilian family - on both mom and pop's side. It comes from the Great Depression thinking: If you're skinny, you're not be fed enough.
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:39 am
She kept staring and pointing my direction, huddled with her friends the rest the night. Thought about saying something with the word ‘condolences’ in it….buuut there’s really no fixing that. So I don’t get invited to her parties anymore (win win)
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:36 am
Not long ago I congratulated a rather willowy woman on her maternal state by saying something like, ‘so how long til the blessed day?’ Turns out she just had some sorta protruding intestinal problem.
GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:35 am
Well, I’m right in the middle of you guys. I do prefer ‘full’ (it’s a tribal thing), but gotta admit, petite is good inside a hug…indeed.
steve1961 - July 14, 2013, 2:49 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 2:05 am
man this censor is weird "S-h-o-t-s"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2013, 1:30 am
None taken. And now I'm sure you understand...Judging someone for being thin is just as cruel as judging someone for being heavy, I've taken a few sh**s for my portliness, It's not fun.
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HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? - demotivational poster

HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? Seriously. Very seriously

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lgvernon  #167198 Created July 11, 2013



lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s h**, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.
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At some point, even a bloated windbag full of hot air eventually loses steam.

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Cannabal  #167180 Created July 10, 2013



MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:46 am
What doese everyone want but nobody likes, getting exactly what you want, they wanted more conservative voices on the radio, now Rush and the crew have more competitors than listeners.
MashiMashi - July 21, 2013, 10:44 am
It's the PODCASTS every other Conservative I know has one. I'm from Milwaukee we had Mark Belling as the voice of consrvatism now he's in a fight for his life
CloudchaserS - July 10, 2013, 11:15 am
"So your blood pressure is going to suffer if you keep watching these people. They’re designed to get you ticked off. They’re designed to make you question your sanity." Mr. Limbaugh to a caller on watching Fox News
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Is when she has your murder and her defence all planned out. You both know she could pull it off. And get away with it. But you can still make her angry and go to bed together knowing you will wake up in the morning.

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valkor  #167171 Created July 9, 2013



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lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 3:05 pm

I love Bukowski. 5Ls
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