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DUCK AND COVER - demotivational poster

When I saw this picture, I threw up my hands. Duck & Cover when I was in school in the early 50s was for Nuclear explosion protection. Useless, of course. Now, a new feel-good slant on an old useless idea. But this time there will be BIG BUCKS spent.


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demotivational poster DUCK AND COVER
premiumgrade  #173942 Created June 18, 2014

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premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:22 pm
In reality, radiation is the killer that keeps on giving even if you’re not blown up or crushed by debris. Besides, it was a generic comment as nothing is black & white.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In August of 1953 they tested their 1st hydrogen bomb. Joe-4—400 kilotons: at 6 miles, with an airbust, you would still have a problem with radiation—50% probability of 3rd degree burns.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In the early 50s, that would be true, EmilioDumphque. The Russians tested Joe-3 (Their 3rd bomb) in October of 195341.2 kilotons.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2014, 10:47 pm
Duck and Cover was only useless if the Ruskies targeted your school! MY school would have been six miles from the likely ground zero, and D&C might have had a profound effect on survival.
premiumgrade - June 18, 2014, 9:50 pm
Thank you, GaryO. I sit and stay pretty well. She Who Must Be Obeyed has trained me well.
GaryO - June 18, 2014, 9:23 pm
welcome back, sir. Sit. Stay.
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Guilty By Suspicion - demotivational poster

A play on words


TAGS: grammer english rules suspect comfort

demotivational poster Guilty By Suspicion
Greybeard  #173909 Created June 14, 2014

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premiumgrade - March 22, 2015, 11:29 pm
Beautiful, and CLEVER. 5L, for sure.
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 3:57 am
;) Thank you.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:51 am
Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
Thank you :)
chickenlittle - June 15, 2014, 10:13 am
that's hilarious! :D
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 4:13 am
Thank you :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2014, 12:25 am
AWESOME!
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real musicians - demotivational poster

They just know when they're good.


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demotivational poster real musicians
chickenlittle  #173878 Created June 11, 2014

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chickenlittle - June 12, 2014, 10:01 pm
Yeah it's a pretty powerful ph**o. To add to LG's summary: his name was Diego, he was from a very poor and violent region of Brazil. His music teacher and mentor helped him escape that. Sadly, this boy died a year later from acute leukemia.
lgvernon - June 12, 2014, 12:26 pm

This child is weeping as he plays at the funeral of his music teacher.~True story.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 8:25 am
Dang. This goes straight to the heart.
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manipulation - demotivational poster

"But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. He loved Big Brother." - George Orwell, 1984


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chickenlittle  #173834 Created June 7, 2014

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maoworks2 - June 9, 2014, 1:49 pm
Good Old Fearless Leader, You Got It Right George With This Clown .
chickenlittle - June 8, 2014, 3:22 pm
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:24 am

love it
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