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Dude - demotivational poster

A deer with mad kung-fu skills. Or boobs, if that will help making this picture more searched for, I don't know if people actually read these things, but search engines sure do. Google seems to know everything these days, so maybe we should all follow there example and praise them as the new gods of the world. Or maybe not, organised religion is so unpredictable these days, like all those rape charges and terrorism plots, not all directly related of course, it is hard to do both things at the same time. I tried it once, and the girl ended up an amputee. thankfully she shielded me from the blast. anyway, what was i saying again, oh yeah explosives are dangerous, make sure you're a qualified technician, or a certified maniac before using them. did you know it's illegal to buy fireworks in Australia, except in Canberra, where all the politicians hang out. It's also the only place you can get hold of X-Rated porn. It's like they're trying to build up there own private stash of things there and rub it in everyone's face. Well I don't know how I got on to this but anyway, here's a picture of a pretty bad ass deer that killed a hunter in cold blood. I think he had to make a bunch of lizards bleed and fill a pool with them to do that, I don't know, maybe it's just an expression. I don't like them, it's like being lied to very subtly

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demotivational poster Dude
pzykosiz  #171647 Created February 23, 2014



Silverheart - February 24, 2014, 1:13 am

1 Voltron for the descriptive text alone... poster's kinda clever too.
spacedog - February 23, 2014, 11:09 pm
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continuous - demotivational poster

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Sho  #171608 Created February 22, 2014



Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:24 pm
Wow, Sho. Deep ... now cut that out!
Sho - February 23, 2014, 12:33 pm
That's the spirit :D
EmilioDumphque - February 23, 2014, 9:41 am
That'll learn 'em! And if they keep it up, I'll do it again! Oh, wait...
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 1:30 am
Pain...defined by which side of the suicide you are on.
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Fearlessness - demotivational poster

Goat jumping a gap.

TAGS: goat ravine jump

demotivational poster Fearlessness
Ashson  #171447 Created February 17, 2014



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THE KEANU RULE - demotivational poster

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demotivational poster THE KEANU RULE
5150monkeylove  #171425 Created February 17, 2014



nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 10:16 pm
The Ding Chavez rule, if you can't hit the target, let Weber take the sh**. The man can hit a penny from a half mile.
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Fairies - demotivational poster

Fairies like bugs on a car.

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Ashson  #171414 Created February 16, 2014



GaryO - February 16, 2014, 10:49 pm
I find it a bit odd that, after years of posting, you seek ‘what works here’….who gives a rat’s pooper what works here? Does your poster make YOU laugh, or cry, or evoke any personal emotion?
GaryO - February 16, 2014, 10:48 pm
And there’s the rub. If one sees something below mediocrity and votes accordingly, an obnoxious message takes over the screen, threatening bannation if continued. Thus seasoned members mostly just don’t vote on anything in the realm of whale feces.
Ashson - February 16, 2014, 10:15 pm
I'm only a single vote. If more people would spend time voting I'd get a better idea of what works and what doesn't.
GaryO - February 16, 2014, 10:11 pm
That’s a cordial honest opinion, Sho. Mine can’t be printed here. But I can say, those who vote on their own posters will never know how they’re rated.
Sho - February 16, 2014, 9:46 pm
Also, if I may add, voting (5L) on your own posters is kinda unfair, if not desperate. Just my honest opinion
GaryO - February 16, 2014, 9:00 pm
WelL....that’s a different way of thinking…or not thinking (mind….POOM)
Sho - February 16, 2014, 8:26 pm
I see. Oh well, I don't think it's against the rules so yea :)
Ashson - February 16, 2014, 8:03 pm
Yes, I do. A few years back some people said some rude things about me not thinking my own posters worth voting for, so I now always vote for them.
Sho - February 16, 2014, 7:55 pm
That's funny. Btw, do you vote on your own posters? :/
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 7:53 pm
At first I thought it said "Ferraris," and i thought when did this happen? Lol Great poster; it's got my sinister sense of humor.
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