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envy - demotivational poster

So the man at Airport Security said "Your Italian wingtips are the finest pair of shoes I've seen come through here in a month" I said "Thank you" Then he guessed my salary. He guessed about right. He said "Flying first class. I could't afford a pair of fancy, expensive Italian shoes like that on my salary. NEVER. My size too. And you spend more on those socks than I make in a week" I laughed and said "What are you driving at?" And he said "You'll be flying first class in your bare feet" I said "Good joke! Can I put my shoes and socks back on please? I still have time to have a shoeshine" And he said "Back on? Sir, you were barefoot when you got here. Do not cause trouble" I said "WHAT? Those shoes were made for me. Stop joking!" He said "Do you want to keep that Armani suit? And I do admire that silk tie. I have extra polyester pants and a short sleeved shirt to replace them IF NECESSARY" So I said "Oh, I see...Yes, you're right. Those are not my shoes. My mistake. I was barefoot in the office and in the taxi today. No shoes at the conference. Sorry about that. Of course." "Very good sir. I KNEW you would remember. You can forget about the shoeshine. Have a nice flight"

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trbecome  #165394 Created April 28, 2013



trbecome - April 29, 2013, 5:27 am
say that he arrived at the airport in his bare feet and an expensive business suit, and that he had never even seen his own shoes. I am doing a satire of that. The power of envy taken to the extreme. At least he kept his suit and tie!
trbecome - April 29, 2013, 5:22 am
I agree that envy does control and used to manipulate. My idea is that the security guy enjoys wearing the shoes and socks of man who is wealthier and better dressed than he is - and that is he ALSO enjoys forcing the man he envies to (continued)
Ron2 - April 29, 2013, 3:39 am
Kinda makes me sick. People wishing for other people to experience it. Wealth envy. No greener monster ever. No more of a useless emotion created to control the masses.
trbecome - April 28, 2013, 7:36 pm
I have seen those dapper executive types rushing through the airport with their fancy suits and the rolling briefcase. I wondered what it would be like if one of them had his shoes taken away. I liked the idea of him forced to cancel the shoeshine.
trbecome - April 28, 2013, 7:05 pm
Ha! Thanks. I had fun with it. Especially the mind game part.
Silverheart - April 28, 2013, 4:58 pm

Nice one! I think I need to apply at the local airport... 5Ls
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curlyrocks  #165349 Created April 26, 2013



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This tree - demotivational poster

Fell out of the ugly tree

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Krickit  #165342 Created April 26, 2013



Silverheart - April 26, 2013, 3:45 pm

It saw itself, and vomitted vine...
GaryO - April 26, 2013, 3:33 pm
Yup, 'tis a 5. Good'n Kric
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Science - demotivational poster

It works

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PapaFox  #165337 Created April 26, 2013



vilnius - May 9, 2013, 9:06 pm
iPhone pricing is still stuck in the past!
Ron2 - April 28, 2013, 5:54 am
In the old days... a chalk eraser could undo months of hard work and proofs. Just sayin'
twill1962 - April 27, 2013, 5:04 am
Check out the 5 MB hard drive in #156735. 5L!
PapaFox - April 26, 2013, 11:43 am
I HATED those cold-*ssed mainframe rooms! Only job I ever had where I had to wear long underwear to the office.
MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:46 am
Wow back in the olden days, you guys really had it much did the haz-mat suits cost? Thanks for the 1st giggle of the morn Papa!
GaryO - April 26, 2013, 9:07 am
……and the all night back ups in the cool room. Son-of-a-bytch, Papa, it was freaking yesterday for me. Back then we lost data, now I lose the hardware.
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