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So the man at Airport Security said "Your Italian wingtips are the finest pair of shoes I've seen come through here in a month" I said "Thank you" Then he guessed my salary. He guessed about right. He said "Flying first class. I could't afford a pair of fancy, expensive Italian shoes like that on my salary. NEVER. My size too. And you spend more on those socks than I make in a week" I laughed and said "What are you driving at?" And he said "You'll be flying first class in your bare feet" I said "Good joke! Can I put my shoes and socks back on please? I still have time to have a shoeshine" And he said "Back on? Sir, you were barefoot when you got here. Do not cause trouble" I said "WHAT? Those shoes were made for me. Stop joking!" He said "Do you want to keep that Armani suit? And I do admire that silk tie. I have extra polyester pants and a short sleeved shirt to replace them IF NECESSARY" So I said "Oh, I see...Yes, you're right. Those are not my shoes. My mistake. I was barefoot in the office and in the taxi today. No shoes at the conference. Sorry about that. Of course." "Very good sir. I KNEW you would remember. You can forget about the shoeshine. Have a nice flight"
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