Where being a fan with an "Attempted Murder" rap, elevates you amongst the other criminals wearing silver and black in the stands.
Where contracts are written on etch-a-sketchs.
Where the have some h** friggin' cheerleaders (even i can't bad mouth them).
Oakland Raider fans...
Where the phrase "Wait 'til next year!" is uttered earlier than anywhere else.
Where the head coach's office has a revolving door, and no lock.
Where "Parole day" means a sellout.
Where stands hold more trash than a landfill.