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EVERYONE TELLS ME - WHEN MY DAUGHTER STARTS TO DATE, I SHOULD BE CLEANING A GUN WHEN THE BOY SHOWS UP...I'LL BE LOADING THEM. demotivational poster


TAGS: what the hell do you want boy

demotivational poster EVERYONE TELLS ME
R.S.Jake  #81858 Created December 14, 2009

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:52 am
In before sh**gun wedding.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
If you liked that check out #59558
TheABC - March 9, 2011, 1:49 pm
This was the most epic thread ever...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 7:38 am
Wow! I didn't know my post was going to start such a great conversation! I feel like I know so much more about you guys now! :)
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:22 am
*like
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:20 am
thanks moo. the fights i had as a kid wernt slapping matches link the panzies today
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:17 am
To remove the candle stick fro....I can't do it.....you're the **** CANADA.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:15 am
no, he needed an ambulance when i got up
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:12 am
How Homoerotic.......did you spoon afterwards?....LOL
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:09 am
I came home drunk and he was mad because i didnt bring him with me(he didnt have a truck at the time)so when i got back he had the bright idea to start a fight, after i kicked his a**, he got up grabed a chair and hit me with it
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HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too. demotivational poster


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic

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LogicDude  #81816 Created December 14, 2009

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
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KLUTZES - We all know one demotivational poster


TAGS: it s not just people

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Airman  #81805 Created December 14, 2009

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MARINE OFFICERS - THE UNIFORMS GET ALL THE WOMEN demotivational poster


TAGS: marine uniforms

demotivational poster MARINE OFFICERS
AJMUFFLY  #81792 Created December 14, 2009

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Hasbunmb - October 25, 2010, 3:39 pm
He's an Officer. Notice the lack of red piping which is in all enlisted blues, and note the silver and gold Eagle, Globe, and Anchors. Only officers wear those, the enlisted wear solid gold colored ones. His ND ribbon being solitary just means he's a boot
Dangle - May 16, 2010, 8:24 am
Actually he enlisted, not an officer. and he just got out of boot camp. if he had been in the **** already he would have more than the 1 National Defence ribbon. but yes, military dress uniforms in general get all the women.
DudefromOz - December 15, 2009, 11:09 pm
That's if you get to come home alive.
Me_ - December 14, 2009, 1:12 pm
and the doctor saying this will only pinch a little as they take a long qtip and shove it....
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ABOVE - IS THE REAL WINNER OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! demotivational poster


TAGS: to all military personnel merry christmas

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Houseplant  #81789 Created December 14, 2009

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Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:35 pm
Found it...just google "Sgt. John Gebhardt"
Tomkat53 - December 15, 2009, 1:29 pm
There is a great story behind this pic, but I can't remember the details (names, etc). Does anyone have a link?
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:32 pm
Awesome, d*** them shakes. Sounds like an Irish man's breakfast is needed (large bottle of water and some Tylenol)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:23 pm
Comments are valid....the shakes just make me hit the b***on twice...or more.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 12:20 pm
Hungover ranting??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
double posts...It happened to me, It can happen to you.....wear a condom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:13 pm
But you'll never hear a crack aboot Mohamed....cuz I don't want to get sh** in the chest!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:11 pm
My position hasn’t been occulted,It can never be more overstated My intelligence has been insulted,So my tongue lashes out in defense Anything that is your holy or sacred,I’m gonna desecrate and use in jest,
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:08 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 12:06 pm
Once again, the US military takes p*** jokes off the table...well played, Well played.
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