excuse me sir! please,i'm feeling very exposed! - demotivational poster
"Excuse me, sir. Yes, YOU sir. We are both early for the dinner party! I will take this opportunity to talk. No, please don't go! This is VERY urgent! You are an extremely well-dressed gentleman, if you will accept the compliment, impeccably groomed, beautiful tuxedo, fine head of hair, if I may say so sir! and very expensive shoes And you can see MY predicament. Quite humiliating to be without flesh and clothes! You have so many advantages over me... So I will make myself clear: You will take off and give me that tuxedo and your formal shoes. NOW I am sure you understand! You do not have a choice. I will take your wristwatch, your shirt, and your cufflinks as well. Your braces too! Are you wearing silk socks? Good! Your socks are mine now. And your underwear. I will take your full head of hair too. You won't need that magnificent head of hair without your clothes to go with it. Don't worry! I have a pair of clippers! You will look interesting bald. It will bring us so much closer... Alright, sir, kick off those shoes which no longer belong to you. That tuxedo will look wonderful on me. I will start the clippers. Say goodbye to your former life! No time to lose!"
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for want of a pen - demotivational poster
For want of a pen the homework wasn't done. For want of homework the grade was "F". For want of a grade the student was failed. For want of a diploma the job was lost. For want of a job the home was lost. For want of a home the life was lost. And all for the want of a pen.
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