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excuse me sir! please,i'm feeling very exposed! - demotivational poster

"Excuse me, sir. Yes, YOU sir. We are both early for the dinner party! I will take this opportunity to talk. No, please don't go! This is VERY urgent! You are an extremely well-dressed gentleman, if you will accept the compliment, impeccably groomed, beautiful tuxedo, fine head of hair, if I may say so sir! and very expensive shoes And you can see MY predicament. Quite humiliating to be without flesh and clothes! You have so many advantages over me... So I will make myself clear: You will take off and give me that tuxedo and your formal shoes. NOW I am sure you understand! You do not have a choice. I will take your wristwatch, your shirt, and your cufflinks as well. Your braces too! Are you wearing silk socks? Good! Your socks are mine now. And your underwear. I will take your full head of hair too. You won't need that magnificent head of hair without your clothes to go with it. Don't worry! I have a pair of clippers! You will look interesting bald. It will bring us so much closer... Alright, sir, kick off those shoes which no longer belong to you. That tuxedo will look wonderful on me. I will start the clippers. Say goodbye to your former life! No time to lose!"


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demotivational poster excuse me sir! please,i'm feeling very exposed!
trbecome  #170845 Created January 18, 2014

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EmilioDumphque - January 22, 2014, 12:31 am
It's Jeoff Peterson!
Greeny - January 18, 2014, 4:09 pm
Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes; head and shoulder knees and toes with fine socks and shoes
GaryO - January 18, 2014, 10:34 am
Again the shoes…..heyyyyyy, waaait a minute. You aren’t the grandson of Thom Mcan are you?
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Insomnia - demotivational poster

Is the brain's way of keeping you from recharging


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep

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Silverheart  #170831 Created January 17, 2014

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm

Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...
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I'm so old - demotivational poster

I can remember back when Prince was the weird one And Michael Jackson was normal.


TAGS: prince michael jackson baby boom

demotivational poster I'm so old
TheSanityInspector  #170826 Created January 16, 2014

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GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm
...???...
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?
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for want of a pen - demotivational poster

For want of a pen the homework wasn't done. For want of homework the grade was "F". For want of a grade the student was failed. For want of a diploma the job was lost. For want of a job the home was lost. For want of a home the life was lost. And all for the want of a pen.


TAGS: gotta pen please

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demon001  #170792 Created January 14, 2014

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