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EXPECTATIONS - NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE! - demotivational poster


TAGS: james bong expectations

demotivational poster EXPECTATIONS - NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!
TheFSD  #99914 Created April 25, 2010

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culos - April 26, 2010, 5:05 am
What the kid really thinks is: "Hi Sucker, I sure f***ed up mamma's p**** for you with that big head of mine, didn't I??? Just wait till my puberty kicks in, then you'll really regret you didn't use a condom!"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:41 am
I'm just gonna say it....don't post your kids here....they will be ridiculed (we're not nice people) And the tags........Ughhh...the tags...."James Bong?" I hope that was a typo.
TheFSD - April 26, 2010, 12:51 am
FYI, this is my son. He gives this look and rubs his hands together all the time. This was too epic to pass up.
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IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD - There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. demotivational poster


TAGS: women

More epic fail images by 50cal - Flipping the scriptdemotivational poster IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD
Kung-Fu Devil  #99892 Created April 25, 2010

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Cyberhagen - June 28, 2014, 2:00 pm
Are they kidding? Women get catty and offended so easily, and can be cutthroat with each other. We'd have more wars, not less.
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:14 pm
Only retards find this funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:59 pm
Self-preservation was kicking in, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:58 pm
NEGOTIATIONS, not neutrons. Freakin' spell check.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:56 pm
Robin Williams has said they'd be no wars if women ruled the world, just severe neutrons once a month X-D
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 1:24 pm
I was either going to post this one, or "If women ruled the world, a country would be bombed every 28 days" but I chose this one.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:36 am
And about the female ruler bringing their country into war, was it on "that time" of the month? Just askin'. If our house was a country, my wife would invade or nuke our neighbor's countrys (houses) once a month.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:33 am
How do you sh**gun a beer through your nose without getting cut? Unless your rules for sh**gunning differ from mine...
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:12 am
now there's a party trick you don't see everyday, or hopefully never. don't even want to know how you came about learning that
crankyhead - April 26, 2010, 9:53 am
KFD, I didn't mean anythin by it. But the truth is the truth after all. P.S. I can sh**gun beers through my nose.
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BACON ICE CREAM BALLS - Restores my faith in a higher power... So beautiful.....-sniff- demotivational poster


TAGS: ice cream bacon

demotivational poster BACON ICE CREAM BALLS
Unclebark  #99818 Created April 25, 2010

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AGGY'S STOUT CAKE - demotivational poster


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food

demotivational poster AGGY'S STOUT CAKE
ICEMAN  #99800 Created April 25, 2010

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FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and g**, mainly whether or not u love the ****
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not g**!
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