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demotivational poster EXPECTATIONS - NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!

EXPECTATIONS - NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE! - demotivational poster

TAGS: james bong expectations

(4.05/5) - 19 votes

culos - April 26, 2010, 2:05 am, #173580

What the kid really thinks is: "Hi Sucker, I sure f***ed up mamma's p**** for you with that big head of mine, didn't I??? Just wait till my puberty kicks in, then you'll really regret you didn't use a condom!"

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 10:41 pm, #173566

I'm just gonna say it....don't post your kids here....they will be ridiculed (we're not nice people) And the tags........Ughhh...the tags...."James Bong?" I hope that was a typo.

TheFSD - April 25, 2010, 9:51 pm, #173543

FYI, this is my son. He gives this look and rubs his hands together all the time. This was too epic to pass up.

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#99914 Created April 25, 2010
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demotivational poster IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD

IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD - There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. demotivational poster

TAGS: women

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(4.57/5) - 46 votes

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 12:59 pm, #244870

Self-preservation was kicking in, lol.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 12:58 pm, #244869

NEGOTIATIONS, not neutrons. Freakin' spell check.

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 12:56 pm, #244868

Robin Williams has said they'd be no wars if women ruled the world, just severe neutrons once a month X-D

Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 10:24 am, #173626

I was either going to post this one, or "If women ruled the world, a country would be bombed every 28 days" but I chose this one.

R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 7:36 am, #173614

And about the female ruler bringing their country into war, was it on "that time" of the month? Just askin'. If our house was a country, my wife would invade or nuke our neighbor's countrys (houses) once a month.

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#99892 Created April 25, 2010
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demotivational poster BACON ICE CREAM BALLS

BACON ICE CREAM BALLS - Restores my faith in a higher power... So beautiful.....-sniff- demotivational poster

TAGS: ice cream bacon

(3.88/5) - 24 votes

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#99818 Created April 25, 2010
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AGGY'S STOUT CAKE - demotivational poster

TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food

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FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 12:43 pm, #214095

Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)

Mongo - April 27, 2010, 7:23 am, #173723

Still laughing.......

jevita - April 27, 2010, 7:18 am, #173722

this is funny

ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 9:15 pm, #173709

Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)

R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 7:54 am, #173617

I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.

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#99800 Created April 24, 2010
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