FACTS OF LIFE - demotivational poster
Felix and Castor met for lunch every Thursday. "So, how'ya' been," Felix asked, tossing the last of his sandwich to the birds. "So-so. How about you? How's your sex life with that new wife of yours?" "Meh, not so hot. These days, all I get is pension sex." "Pension sex? Never heard of it." "Oh, you know...I get a little every month. It's just not enough to live on."
relatives - demotivational poster
Sometimes you have to pretend you won't be around when they want to come and visit.
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