For years when I've had a bad day I've used the catch-phrase, Well, at least I didn't catch myself on fire. Then one day I accidentally caught myself on fire. 5L for a good poster and bringing up demotivational memories.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:46 pm, #236093
I told 5omething similar to customers with the same intent. Those who complain that the store has only 11 champagne glasses with particular etching and not a dozen.
Our niece's husband was just killed last Wednesday by a man driving drunk, hit and almost run - almost because Jimmy's friends chased down the driver on their bikes and made him return to the scene. He had his wife and kid in the car too, smh :-(
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:32 am, #236056
Because the drunk’s senses are impaired, so getting in an accident would affect them as much as the victims who don’t know what hit them and are instantly in shock. Meanwhile, the asinine drunkard is still not sure that they’re in a dream. No, not fair.