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MY FIRST CAR - A lot nicer then most of yours but lets face it, your poor. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster MY FIRST CAR
Bovee  #89723 Created February 11, 2010

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CANADA - February 11, 2010, 2:49 pm
not my first,but I bought my my dodge for 6500 blown up then put over 9000 into it. but that was alot of penny saving
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 12:03 pm
My first car cost $800......even my current ride was only $12000. You Yankees don't know how good you have it.
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:59 am
she sold it to me for 7800 and insurance paid me 12800. after i told her i could not afford it. Still i would rather have had the car. plus my parents took there 3900 back out of the check.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:57 am
It took me 4 cars and 10 years with a license to get a sweet car.....consider yourself lucky.
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:56 am
No but he had a steno book that he wrote everything in. changed oil date/time wiper blades date/time every time he touched it he put it in the book. it was a sweet car. it got totalled 6 weeks after i got it by some a-hole while it was parked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:51 am
Lucky bastard.....did he die in the car?
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:46 am
Parents had money. I had to pay for half. got my first job at 14 at a car wash. plus old lady gave me a deal on it after her husband died. did not buy it new.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 11:44 am
I have to ask....If that was really your first car....Were you a rich kid or a prostitute?
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:41 am
And a Zing!Still a plus 5 from me
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 11:41 am
I fail again. Oh well i will move on.
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CAMEL SPIDER - This one isn't from Iraq. demotivational poster


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demotivational poster CAMEL SPIDER
Densaku  #89704 Created February 11, 2010

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CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism. demotivational poster


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R.S.Jake  #89619 Created February 10, 2010

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Eternal Lord Jackass - February 11, 2010, 12:35 pm
5 lost pairs of swimming shorts
Fatt Matt - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am
5 water slide induced wedgies
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
*but would I let that make me
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:41 pm
I'd be a little afraid about slamming into the concrete walls at every turn, but would I let me pass this opportunity up? Hell no. 5L.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:39 pm
Now thats a water slide!! Good Job Jake,.5L
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MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little demotivational poster


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Airman  #89618 Created February 10, 2010

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+
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Koradan  #89617 Created February 10, 2010

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DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:24 pm
yah 5L, she would absolutely be ****ting bricks if that glass cracked..
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