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FIVE DOLLAR (NOT QUITE A) FOOTLONGS! - demotivational poster


TAGS: subway footlongs come up short

demotivational poster FIVE DOLLAR (NOT QUITE A) FOOTLONGS!
Silverheart  #162842 Created January 17, 2013

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GaryO - January 19, 2013, 10:14 am
I do believe that when I pay $3.299 I get the full gallon. I did ask for the change once when I bought a gallon for the mower and paid $3.30…wonder what $.001/gal amounts to per day.
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:35 am
Foil bags containing Lays chips still same size but contents getting less in volume too. More air, less cholesterol.
CloudchaserS - January 19, 2013, 5:33 am
Good point. There's also that story about Delta saving thousands just by putting one olive in their salads instead of two.
Rudedog - January 19, 2013, 12:43 am
My wife always wants the 6 incher but I swear its at least 6.25"
Greeny - January 18, 2013, 7:47 pm
It's just the same as that 8 inch myth thingy
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:21 pm

My poster is just my sarcastic take on the matter. Look around, the food industry is trying to charge the same $ for less product. I see it all the time in grocery stores.
alazgr8 - January 18, 2013, 3:20 pm
Would you complain if you found out the gallon of gas you purchased was less than a gallon?
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:19 pm

On top of that, Subway has reduced the portions of meat, cheese and other toppings.
Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 3:17 pm

GaryO answered it pretty well. One person measured their sub, found it an inch short. He posted it on FB, which led to many ppl doing the same. Over half of the 'footlongs' were actually 11 - 11.5 inches, with none over 12.
GaryO - January 18, 2013, 2:09 pm
My take on this poster is the unstated downsizing of everything in the food industry. A jar of mayo is now 30oz. Hardly recognizable shrinkage to the consumer, but a gazillion jars, like the tens of thousands of subway samiches, is a big dif to the mfg.
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SENSE OF HUMOR - Someone didn't have one and someone else is going to need one demotivational poster


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demotivational poster SENSE OF HUMOR
dporter8462  #162839 Created January 17, 2013

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lolilikepie - February 8, 2014, 12:33 am
minecraft...it begins to get its revenge
Bolverk3778 - January 20, 2013, 10:47 am
At the very least the pickaxe swinger showed the restraint to damage a replaceable object and not someones skull.
koloheiole - January 19, 2013, 3:31 am
Do you think the shoudl axe him for his info?
dporter8462 - January 18, 2013, 4:07 pm
um.. I would say that is angry wife damage. I am guessing it hubby's car or his girlfriend's
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:48 pm
Angry husband, but who's car?
robbidos - January 18, 2013, 11:02 am
i guess they picked the wrong person to upset.
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HOW BABIES ARE MADE - demotivational poster


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demotivational poster HOW BABIES ARE MADE
Greybeard  #162826 Created January 17, 2013

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Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.
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TILL DEATH DO US PART - demotivational poster


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Greybeard  #162824 Created January 16, 2013

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:02 pm
and then you make the move and the other one laughs at you... well maybe, despite of all your feelings and shared instants, it was not the right one
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 4:01 pm
"too" scared.
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