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Re: what 3 things?

Postby holymoly » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:46 am

To Marti Gras I bring....

1. A camera.... (they should call it Breasti Gras)

2. Rubber gloves.... ( have you seen the crowd? )

3. First aid kit.... ( I'm expecting injuries )


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Re: what 3 things?

Postby Rick69 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:51 am

1. A Hammer... Oh the fun I could have with that...

2. A Demolition Specialist...

3. A (fraudulent) Contract stating I could destroy the office building at will... In as much a destructive I can... :twisted:


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Re: what 3 things?

Postby M0rd3kaI » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:57 am

Bushball gun/ replica firearm

Ghillie Suit

A buddy dressed and with the same

Wow... I can see that now

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Re: what 3 things?

Postby Rick69 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:06 am

1. A Helicopter...

2. The Best Off-Road Motorbike...

3. A Camera-Crew with a Medic Kit...


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Re: what 3 things?

Postby M0rd3kaI » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:37 am

Fake Blood
Human cadavers
A large bloodied knife

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Re: what 3 things?

Postby holymoly » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:58 pm

1. Chompers... ( a clown like that would be priceless )
2. A jar to collect the tears. ( for sale on the motinetwork )
3. A giant Santa Claus like bag to steal the presents


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Re: what 3 things?

Postby M0rd3kaI » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:04 pm

Easy one that:

1) Glasses (As in drinking glasses, not eye glasses)
2) Alcohol and mixers
3) Ice

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Re: what 3 things?

Postby axe11154 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:32 am

1. A rocket launcher with heat seeking
2.Some popcorn
3.A hot lady

If you were in one of those airplanes with a rocket behind it with out your knowing
I would Axe you a question
but you a little cut up

:freddy: + :cheer: = :stirpot: = :popcorn: = :puke:

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Re: what 3 things?

Postby M0rd3kaI » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:28 am

1) Porn...
2) Very attractive and *ahem* 'ready' girl
3) Private room

If you were in..... heck, let's make it interesting, if you were in a private room
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Re: what 3 things?

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:47 am

Care to post the next place as well and not just your answer to the previous question?
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