[M0rd3kaI]

Still... Thanks, I'm easy to get along with, I mean I take a joke and I make a few..... if you look hard enough... or if you're stoned enough you might just laugh at them, but I try, I try to see past the bad of someone, but if you get on my nerves every day of the week every week of the month..... like my ex co-workers.... be ready because I will go berserk, but don't expect it here though, I can choose not to log on if I'm that pissed, but I assure you it won't come to that.

I now only know Axe, Carebear hammy after your return, rerun, the IceMan himself, Greeny, Reality Lord, Cranky Head, Caveman, Moooooo+, Aggy and a few others (please forgive me, if I missed you out difficult to think of the people I have come into contact with by whatever means) but I saw quite a few names -such as axe mentioned- Sean and a few others were mentioned in the forums that I don't know and looking at the old lost souls' forum posts they seemed to be quite funny and nice people, but alas I never got to know anyone except a few of the regulars that posted in the past few weeks (since my forum starting days)

Anyway, it is a pleasure befriending all you crazies and I hope to become an utter nuisance...... ahem...... I mean a good friend to all of you and possibly even a member of this family as I stated before.

[axe11154]

YOU WILL BE INCENTERGRATED INTO US

[Hawamleh]

you seem like a pretty nice guy mort
a little pointer to you and anyone new, first let me point out that all the regs and you new guys make great posters,
but one man stands out for me, so if you want a few pointers on how to make a legendary poster, check out one of the old regs, Haarakkon , to me he is the best poster maker to ever come through this place.
he is also a bad ass policeman, so that's cool.

[M0rd3kaI]

Thanks, looks can be deceiving though... XD oh well...

Thanks for the tip, I'll check out mr Haarakkon's posters out, why does that name sound so familliar..... hmmm... anyway

[forseti]

He has more respect than you'd think, you've made a ton of posters but I can't really remember any of them.
Respect isn't earned by churning out lots of fakes that get lost into the sea of others,
[...]
Hey new people, I'm Hammy, and s*** just got real.

WORD!
Welcome home, Hamstar!

[...]
I really hope that I can be accepted into this 'family' some day... maybe even becoming a technical graybeard with a 1000+ forum posts, but that's still deep into the future.

Making 1000+ posts is pretty easy if you participate in all the more or less funny forum games. But remember: Just because the forum changed your status doesn't mean you are well respected by the motifamily! The rank is just a matter of tenacity. You won't be a greybeard until you got a friendly comment from ICEMAN (so there might be at most two or three greybeards at motifake )!

Uhh, by the way: Maybe you read the nickname "Airman" once or twice...
Motifakes - 3111
Comment Count - 1399
Forum Posts - 57
What would you say? Still a MotiNoob??

[lgvernon]

You won't be a greybeard until you got a friendly comment from ICEMAN (so there might be at most two or three greybeards at motifake )!

Bu...bu...but, I don't wanna be a Greybeard. Maybe when I grow up I could be a Venerated Vixen instead. LG

[M0rd3kaI]

[...]
I really hope that I can be accepted into this 'family' some day... maybe even becoming a technical graybeard with a 1000+ forum posts, but that's still deep into the future.

Making 1000+ posts is pretty easy if you participate in all the more or less funny forum games. But remember: Just because the forum changed your status doesn't mean you are well respected by the motifamily! The rank is just a matter of tenacity.

Believe me that I know that it will only be a rank and still no actual reason to call myself a graybeard, I mean, I can compare to my job, being Rope Access and having the certificate is only a technical matter, I'm still not the best, smartes, fastest, well known s.o.b. on the ropes.

You won't be a greybeard until you got a friendly comment from ICEMAN (so there might be at most two or three greybeards at motifake )!

......... Ok, then expect me to be around here for a LOOOOOOOOOOONNNGGGGGGGG time... lol, that's going to be difficult seeing the friendly side of Mr. ICEMAN, but then again, that is what makes him...HIM

Uhh, by the way: Maybe you read the nickname "Airman" once or twice...
Motifakes - 3111
Comment Count - 1399
Forum Posts - 57
What would you say? Still a MotiNoob??

Yes... Airman... bugger me that's just unfair, and I reject that comment outright! 3000+ motifakes?? lol, he's been here longer than me, he has THE MOST posters of anyone on this site and they are quality in mass numbers... I will call that man a graybeard, but I do understand the point you made though... and technically speaking... he's still a motiseedling... 100+ posts is Motinoob

[Hawamleh]

About the Iceman thing, why do you think I keep my status as motinoob ?
please ice... it's been years..

[axe11154]

Ya ice
look at those teeth
those huge vainy eyes
CRACK A SMILE FOR ONCE MAN

[Hawamleh]

Never could our young hero have imagined this;
The cold touch of the smooth, girthy shaft of the icicle, felt so warm and yet so cold.
It moved effortlessly, so graceful were the lines of the icicle as it carved a path of mosses into the red sea of the hero's existence that the young one found himself wondering , is this real or is this but the hand of some ancient cold god of purity touching me... it moved with such grace, penetrating any early discomfort with its icy yet warm embrace.
The divine mixture of warmth and cold was as euphoric as the combination of pleasure and pain it introduced to this young unlearned man.
A pleasure so intense it lifted the young one from his physical constraints, lifting him through the clouds, heralded by angels was the young one's orgasmic burst into heaven. A pain so mind-boggling, that the man felt as if he was clawing, crawling for his life from the ever reaching grasp from the pain, it was dragging him, demons howled as the man blasted through hell to a plain far beyond.
And so the man was held in-between, on the place they called earth, so pulled was he by the opposing forces that he felt the very fabric of his existence tearing as he was held prisoner in the plain of mortals, doomed to an existence in the plain where he could only imagine.
Such was fate, dooming men to life without the touch of approval from the only being that took them to both heaven and hell, in one fleeting moment, that they will never let go of.