[axe11154]

Id rather not eat the fresh meat unless cave mans he cook
why you may ask?
well he invented the barba-q

[Hawamleh]

you have only begun to scratch the surface mort.

[5butjam]

After finally catching up with what I've missed over the past couple of days, I would like to clarify to any new members (and any older ones who seem to have forgotten) that yes, the bunch of us here are a family. Now me for example, I don't go onto the poster section often, maybe a couple times a month at best and I've averaged about a poster every 4/5 months since I've been here. That said, I read a lot more on here than I post and for me, checking into Motifake is checking in with another set of friends I have.

Sure, it's an odd collection of Brits, Aussies, Yankees and goat-touchers but the reason we keep coming back specifically to the forum is because we just click with the people in here. Not everybody does, there's been a fair few people who have stuck around for maybe 50 meaningful interactions and just faded away and even more members with just two posts to their name before disappearing for good. Those of us who still come back day after day with as few arguments between us can only be doing it voluntarily and for good reason.

We don't attack each other here, plain and simple. I've come across a couple people I clashed with and at the end of the day, I steered clear of them, you're in an environment where you can with literally no confrontation avoid somebody. If you're not here to support people with friendly conversation, help on poster guidance or to have a bit of friendly banter then I think I can speak for a good chunk of us saying we don't want you round here. We've been fortunate to fall off the radar of Timmys, and none of us want to go back to it.

[lgvernon]

We don't attack each other here, plain and simple. I've come across a couple people I clashed with and at the end of the day, I steered clear of them, you're in an environment where you can with literally no confrontation avoid somebody. If you're not here to support people with friendly conversation, help on poster guidance or to have a bit of friendly banter then I think I can speak for a good chunk of us saying we don't want you round here. We've been fortunate to fall off the radar of Timmys, and none of us want to go back to it.

Thanks, from a super-new person here. I think what's caused me to stick around is the fact that people here seem to be extraordinarily congenial using a medium that lends itself to the worst kind of behavior (which would get you an old lady ass-kicking face-to-face). Once again, thanks to all of you who have been so welcoming.

[Hawamleh]

You're welcome
just watch out for rerun, he likes being slapped by old laddies.

[5butjam]

Also watch out for Hammy, he likes slapping old ladies who are slapping gentlemen who like to be slapped by old ladies. I'll be honest, it's a pretty specific fetish.

[lgvernon]

Oh, I'm not suggesting I would ever administer such punishment. Besides, it's never a good idea to rough up a goat-toucher. They'll sick the whole herd on you.

[Hawamleh]

Oh that's nothing, there's the one where a woman - 3 hours into labor - vomits on me during a full moon,
you'd be surprised at how often I can pull that one off.

[5butjam]

I'd put money on twice a moon cycle because I have great faith in you.

[Rick69]

Oh yeah, I know exactly what you mean... wait, what?!