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Re: Introductions All Round - A Serious Thread

Postby Hawamleh » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:50 pm

Who said anything about the full moon having anything to do with an actual moon :D
but you're right about that twice a month thing :D

oh and rick please, I thought you scotsman were tough....
don't tell me you'd also go squeamishness for my Patrick thing...
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Re: Introductions All Round - A Serious Thread

Postby lgvernon » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:52 pm

Hawamleh wrote:Oh that's nothing, there's the one where a woman - 3 hours into labor - vomits on me during a full moon,
you'd be surprised at how often I can pull that one off.


Intimately familiar with the full moon phenom. Are you telling me that woomen barf on you often? Or was it just that one time a long time ago, and only on that day? :popcorn:
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Re: Introductions All Round - A Serious Thread

Postby lgvernon » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:54 pm

Hawamleh wrote:oh and rick please, I thought you scotsman were tough....
don't tell me you'd also go squeamishness for my Patrick thing...



Wait! What? Rick's a Scot? Like a kilt-wearing Scot? Is it true that they....well...nevermind. :oops:
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Re: Introductions All Round - A Serious Thread

Postby Hawamleh » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:58 pm

Well you got half of it right,
it wasn't just that one time, but yes it did last a day.

And yes rick is a scot, and yes he does wear kilts, and yes the huge member hides the fact that he's an amputee.
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GaryO wrote:When Hammy says ‘just kidding’ it doesn't necessarily mean joking

Rick69 wrote:My vocab tells me that "kid" can also mean a goat's child... Which leads us into a far darker place...


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Re: Introductions All Round - A Serious Thread

Postby Rick69 » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:59 pm

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Re: Introductions All Round - A Serious Thread

Postby Hawamleh » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:02 pm

um yes, the pic ain't showin...
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Re: Introductions All Round - A Serious Thread

Postby lgvernon » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:07 pm

Hawamleh wrote:And yes rick is a scot, and yes he does wear kilts, and yes the huge member hides the fact that he's an amputee.



Huge member? Oh, you must mean he belongs to Kiwanis and some huge member sits in front of him...ohhhh, now I understand. Please send Rick's phone number....RICK, DO NOT REPOST THE PICTURE! :chair:
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Re: Introductions All Round - A Serious Thread

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Postby carebear » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:15 pm

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Re: Introductions All Round - A Serious Thread

Postby Hawamleh » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:16 pm

lgvernon wrote:
Hawamleh wrote:And yes rick is a scot, and yes he does wear kilts, and yes the huge member hides the fact that he's an amputee.



Huge member? Oh, you must mean he belongs to Kiwanis and some huge member sits in front of him...ohhhh, now I understand. Please send Rick's phone number....RICK, DO NOT REPOST THE PICTURE! :chair:

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