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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:38 pm 
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Death is actually the god of life and fertility. he's just so incompetent that anything he touches dies. thus, he's called death



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True, but it got boring.

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Death is in truth neither a god of firtility and life or the god of death. He is but an imp in charge of making people bang there shins into coffie tables.



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Death can kill a yak from two-hundred yards away...WITH MIND BULLETS! That's telekinesis, Kyle!



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Bart's Tallgeese was stolen by a goat.



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Death retrieved Tallgeese by negotiating with his master, a being with cloven hooves and massive horns. Good thing Moo+ was so understanding.



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