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Postby Danny » Tue May 05, 2009 11:25 am

Screw that, I have a self-screwing screw!
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and it screws in, too.

Postby Motifake Wit Liberation F » Tue May 05, 2009 11:30 am

Screw that, I have the world's brightest lightbulb ( I left it in the sky, if you look outside, you might see it) !
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Postby BoneCD » Tue May 05, 2009 11:56 am

Screw that, I have the world's darkest room (if you look inside, you will not see it) !
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Postby Overlord Douchebag » Tue May 05, 2009 12:05 pm

Screw that, I found God.

( Just kidding, folks, we all know I'm the only God around here. )
Through me is the way into the woeful city;
through me is the way into eternal woe;
through me is the way among the lost people.
Justice moved my lofty maker: the divine Power, the supreme Wisdom and the primal Love made me.

Before me were no things created, unless eternal, and I eternal last.
Leave every hope, ye who enter!

-Full inscription on the Gate to Hell.
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Postby Fatt Matt » Tue May 05, 2009 12:08 pm

Screw that, I found the answer to everything. 42.
THE FATT ONE HAS SPOKEN!
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Postby LogicDude » Tue May 05, 2009 2:34 pm

Screw that, I created Elder God Douchebag.

What? Did you think there was a "big bang" and he just appeared???
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Now...GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Postby Roamer » Tue May 05, 2009 2:36 pm

screw that i have the EM-BB cannon. which accelerates a bb to nearly light speed
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Postby deltabob » Tue May 05, 2009 5:02 pm

Screw that, I'm waiting for the results of my swine flu test.
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Postby Roamer » Tue May 05, 2009 5:04 pm

Screw that I have disease resistance of 180
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Postby Sean » Tue May 05, 2009 8:02 pm

Screw that, my mom's sister ... is married to my uncle!
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