(Back on topic now... ?)
Screw that, I decided.
I has a shower!
Help support our right to bare arms.
Wear short sleeves!
"Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
"Let us celebrate this agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk."
- Homer Simpson