Don't people have sex anymore or go out and get drunk?
Or are those consoles capable of performing felatio aswell nowadays?








If so, please do let me know.....

You have a point. While I have played CoD while receiving various sexual favors (My K/D ratio usually isn't very good during that) i don't currently see getting piss poor drunk as anything to base my life off of. You however may go ahead and find your $2.00 hooker while drinking your colt 45.

Cheers Mate.


Also I'm sure Microsoft is coming out with something of that manner soon... I suggust calling it MicroHard Gaming.

2 Dollar Hooker?
Razor Wire and Diethyl ether son!
Real man don't pay for their offloads.

And if you currently have other aspirations apart from getting locked, you're obviously are not drinking enough.

Son?

Daddy? Is that you?

Why did you have to insist on sticking it in mommies eye? WE LOVED YOU!

"getting locked"... is that a hidden message?

Are you a ninja?

Well, technically it would be possible as I was sexually active when you were born and did go on a Holiday to Canada around that time.

But alas no, you will have to make do with being created out of more inferior genetic material from the Y side.
'Son' is just a friendly figure of speech not unlike 'mate'

A ninja I am not, them suits always gave me terrible chafing on the inside of my thighs and groin.

Your return jab at perhaps being my father was and interesting, but poor choice. My age is listed but unless you had been in Canada for "Holiday's" for about a little over a year it is ineffective. Also bravo on the attempt of bashing my father, I applaud you level headedness on not rising to vulgarity that most would have used by now.

I will have to assume you are in fact older than I do to the fact you failed to relate the age you are now or the year you were able to drag yourself out of the genetic cesspool you call your family.

How is that non-ninja related genital rash treating you?

ya i play a little bit of games. but Grim R@per, never say its better than going out and having a good time. thats hard core 40 year old virgin speak

No I was in no way implying that going out was not on the itinerary I'm merely stating that people who play games are not to be classified as losers by the other people of society.

If you are absolutely positive on your mother's whereabouts approx. 9 months prior to your pressumably happy arrival, we can indeed close that chapter.

I came to this world in the same year the bar-code was introduced (in the UK at least) and was born out of a brother and sister accident. If that qualifies as a genetic cesspool, so be it.

The non-ninja related genital rash is controlable with certain AB's but there will always be outbreaks and discomfort

You win sir.

well played.