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Dude 4515
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria  Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:30 pm |
| MotiNoob |
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Wait, chief Negotiator to beerland? you entrusted the negotiations for all of your guy's guinness suplies to me? I shall not let you down, Agdanielle! it shall flow like the nile for all who wish!
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The Grand Curator of The Ancient Museum Of The Temples of the Decaying Gods, Chief Negotiator To The Peoples of Beerland, Sinpixia, and the Vandals of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, and Assistant Janitor of The Last House On The Left!
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Claire
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:58 pm |
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Motifake Wit Liberation F wrote: and last but certainly not least, we are honored to have in our presence the august and revered Claire! She who is also known as Chronomage of the Barren Wastelands of Texico, Empress of The Gulf of The Chasm of The Seven Fires, First Runner Up in the Miss Time Traveller Pageants of 1955, 1282, 2741, and 40 Billion BC!
tell your friends! Freaking sweet xD How do I put a quote as my signature?
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amina
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:09 pm |
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Narutarded wrote: Motifake Wit Liberation F wrote: Amina will henceforth be revealed as Mistress Gossamer Bondagegams of Minnesota Prefecture, Empress of Tantalizement and Bedevilment, Doctor of Teasology Finally, another member of the MotiFake Tease Squad! (But we already knew that, didn't we, Amina?)Congratulations on your new titles, and also for this: By the power vested in me as both Headmistress and Head Mistress of the MotiFake Assault
Lesbian Taskforce, I, Narutarded, do hereby confer upon Amina the positions of First Lieutenant
in charge of Positions, Quartermaster of Whips and Handcuffs, and Disciplinarian-at-large.Welcome to the M.A.L.T., Lieutenant!(And my apologies to MWLF for stealing a little of his thunder, but as leader of the M.A.L.T., it's my job to hand out commendations and promotions.)YAY two in two days 
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Motifake Wit Liberation F wrote: Amina will henceforth be revealed as Mistress Gossamer Bondagegams of Minnesota Prefecture, Empress of Tantalizement and Bedevilment, Doctor of Teasology Narutarded wrote: By the power vested in me as both Headmistress and Head Mistress of the MotiFake Assault
Lesbian Taskforce, I, Narutarded, do hereby confer upon Amina the positions of First Lieutenant
in charge of Positions, Quartermaster of Whips and Handcuffs, and Disciplinarian-at-large.
Welcome to the M.A.L.T., Lieutenant!
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Zed
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:12 pm |
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Claire wrote: Motifake Wit Liberation F wrote: and last but certainly not least, we are honored to have in our presence the august and revered Claire! She who is also known as Chronomage of the Barren Wastelands of Texico, Empress of The Gulf of The Chasm of The Seven Fires, First Runner Up in the Miss Time Traveller Pageants of 1955, 1282, 2741, and 40 Billion BC!
tell your friends! Freaking sweet xD How do I put a quote as my signature? Highlight the text, ctrl+c to copy it, go to your User Control Panel (next to the New Messages bar above), click "profile", "edit signature", then click on the text box and hit ctrl+v to paste the text into the box. Then click "submit".
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General Zed, 1st Zombie Battalion is none other than The Einstein of Casual Desire, Honorary Filipino with Pending Adobo Certification, The Vanilla Thrilla From Outside Manila!
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WTFO
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:59 pm |
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Much obliged, MWLF. If I may humbly ask, was the "Leader of the Banned" title not bestowed because there is another more deserving of that particular moniker?
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King Politifake
Duke Militario
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thatonechick
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:00 am |
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YAY!!! Thanks.
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thatonechick will be afforded all due respect and worship and occasional tithing as Empress of the Deli, Chief Containment Officer For Biological Outbreaks in Sector Z, Delicatessen Division, Three Time Recipient Of The Louis Pasteur Memorial Award For General Cleanliness, Doctor of Lubrique Studies at Oohlala University
I, Narutarded, commanding officer and demanding lover of the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce, do hereby
confer upon Thatonechick the rank of Corporal in charge of Corporal Punishment, with the added positions of
Chief of Lingerie Procurement, Battery Replacement Specialist 1st Class, and Interim Heterosexual Liason Officer.
I know you'll be a great asset to (now that your lovely ass is a part of) the M.A.L.T.!
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Bartimaeus
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:47 am |
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Dude, these are amazing. Are they just off the top of your head?
I could use a title...one that will strike fear into the hearts of my enemies, yet also serve as a symbol of my benevolence. I'm looking for something lofty, yet approachable...something hard, but not rigid...soft, but not yielding.
In other words, I'm indecisive and my self concept is nebulous at best...so just say whatever comes to you. I'm sure it will be brilliant.
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I'm a caffeine-addicted insomniac with an internet connection...
Any questions?
Motifake Wit Liberation F wrote: Bartimaeus will be known as Lord Voidling of The Minipocalypse, Head of The Institute, Hunter of Demons for Greater Newark
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Motifake Wit Liberation F
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:35 pm |
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WTFO wrote: Much obliged, MWLF. If I may humbly ask, was the "Leader of the Banned" title not bestowed because there is another more deserving of that particular moniker? Surely not, but I wished to avoid the temporary nature of associating you and banishment, which will no doubt become a dated and long forgotten reference in due time. It is my wish to be original in my bestowal of titles, and to give each recipient something for the ages, something timeless, unique, and, hopefully, funny. In your case, I thought the obvious choice was to highlight your military service and your penchant for political embroilment. I personally liked as well giving you a title that implied some sort of monarchic rule when you normally obviously abhor such a thing. @thatonechick - You're welcome. @Bartimaeus, yes, these are somewhat off the top of my head, but sometimes I try to work out the best application of the chosen concept. I try to decide quickly what the title will be like, but spend a little thought as to how to word it precisely. I fancy myself an artist, after all, but often a quick wit is the most wicked. I'm working on another round later tonight when I have more time. So far, I have Bartimaeus and Chopperlicious to get to, and anyone else who wants one.
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Peace,
Motifake Wit Liberation Front
aka Doris Night
“Great wits are sure to madness near allied
And thin partitions do their bounds divide”
--John Dryden
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MrRandom
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:01 pm |
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Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:23 pm
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Ah screw it, knight me Sir MWLF!
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When life gets you down, kick a baby. It may not help, but its a guaranteed laugh.
"MrRandom shall be henceforth identified as Baron Von Scatterling of Diablo Canyon, Professor Divertimento of Unsystematic University, Lead Investigator of Chicken Crimes, and Knight of the Oblong Table (the one with that one leg shorter than the other which we need to fix, not just wedge a book under it)" - MWLF
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