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Motifake Wit Liberation F
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Post subject: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria  Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:33 am |
| Greybeard |
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Okay, a long time ago in this thread: ( viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8167) I gave some of my fellow motifakers titles. I would like to do so again since our little community has grown and we are all such nice and fantastic people. If you would like a title, tell me here or PM me about yourself, highlighting your uniqueness, special qualities, etc. If you have no ideas, I can still arrange for some sort of credentials. I have no authority but that which I gave myself. This is not a competition, but a pleasant diversion. Besides, who doesn't want to fancy up their name a bit?  As far as I can tell, here are the titles I have bestowed so far: Quote: "I, Motifake Wit Liberation Front, Bishop of North Imaginationland, Duke of the Greater Martian Antarctican Wastes, His Eminence Lord Diaperchanger the First, Discoverer of Fire, Governor McCheese of the Great State of Connecticut, Accountant to The Klingon Empire 1995-1997, holder of twelve pretzel related patents, Two time Tony award winner, and former member of The Thompson Twins Fan Club hereby declare Paul Barfoot, aka Kung-Fu Devil to have attained the rank of Black Belt of Awesomeness
...in accordance with the prophecy.
I, Motifake Wit Liberation Front, Headmaster of the School of Dirty Funk, Lord Snooten of East Wensleydale, Chief Inspector of Cheeses, Grand Moff Towelboy and mascot of the Beach Bunny Brigade, Senior Dishwasher of the Homestead, His Majesty Pope Kingly of Greenwich Mean TIme, Emperor Beatnik the First, Lounge Lizard Extraordinaire, Seltzer Sommelier of Egg Cream Land, Agent D'Artagnan de Surrealismo de La Contanegara su Primo Carto, Rancor Tamer's Apprentice, Pallbearer at Large, Crossword Editor of the Audrey Hepburn Appreciation Society Annual Newsletter ( 1997-1999 ), Minister of Chimps, Pope of Lesbian Appreciation, Grand Potentate of Wit Delineation, and Entitled to Title Titles Upon The Title-less, do hereby declare:
Ronsart is His Eminence Ronsart Michelangelicus Photoshopicon, the Head Artist of the Motifake Vatican ( reformed ).
Suh-Weet shall hereby carry the Honorary Designation of Confidor Magnus Gigantico, the Impossibly Arrogant Knight of Egotania!!
Fatt Matt shall be known as Head of Analysis for the Intricate Systems That Govern Our World.
Roamer shall be recognized as The Most Stalwart Motifake Pioneer, Preeminent in Forum Participation and Poster Uploading
Walkerofskies has deserved the title La Locura de Mierda de Murciélago Novato for his insatiable curiosity and bold venturing.
Narutarded shall henceforth be by all the following titles: President of Lesbians, Castigator of All Tards, and Sarcasma, She-Devil of the Motifake Tease Squad
Our Admin/Host shall now also be known as The Benefactor!
Of course, it goes without saying that many Motifakers have already given themselves titles ( like OD ) and some have names that are so much better than any title a mere demigod like myself could bestow ( like Briton of Rose, still one of the cooler names here). I hope it pleases all who have received titles as much as it strokes my huge ego to make them up off the top of my head. Excelsior!" So it is written.
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Motifake Wit Liberation Front
aka Doris Night
“Great wits are sure to madness near allied
And thin partitions do their bounds divide”
--John Dryden
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Grim R@per
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:52 am |
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Title me... i have no idea what with...
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Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Sir Grimsforth of Rapaciousness, Eleventy First Earl of Indecisivo, Sir Grims-A-Lot, and Holder of the Second Place Tennis Championship of McMurdo Station, Antarctica!
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Overlord Douchebag
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:05 am |
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Grim R@per wrote: Title me... i have no idea what with... I'll field this one. Grim R@per, The Indecisive One. Never said it was going to be a GOOD one.
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Grim R@per
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:18 am |
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Thats a good one... i think...
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Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Sir Grimsforth of Rapaciousness, Eleventy First Earl of Indecisivo, Sir Grims-A-Lot, and Holder of the Second Place Tennis Championship of McMurdo Station, Antarctica!
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Motifake Wit Liberation F
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Post subject: Sir Grimsforth aka Sir Grims-A-Lot Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:51 pm |
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Grim R@per wrote: Title me... i have no idea what with... Henceforth, Grim R@per will also be known as Sir Grimsforth of Rapaciousness, Eleventy First Earl of Indecisivo, Sir Grims-A-Lot, and Holder of the Second Place Tennis Championship of McMurdo Station, Antarctica!
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Peace,
Motifake Wit Liberation Front
aka Doris Night
“Great wits are sure to madness near allied
And thin partitions do their bounds divide”
--John Dryden
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Motifake Wit Liberation F
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:52 pm |
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DreMagnum wrote: DreMagnum doesnt need a title, because he is his own title. That is all I respect that. I feel small and unloved now
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Peace,
Motifake Wit Liberation Front
aka Doris Night
“Great wits are sure to madness near allied
And thin partitions do their bounds divide”
--John Dryden
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DreMagnum
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:54 pm |
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Motifake Wit Liberation F wrote: DreMagnum wrote: DreMagnum doesnt need a title, because he is his own title. That is all I respect that. I feel small and unloved nowJust kidding, I want a title please
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Motifake Wit Liberation F
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:57 pm |
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DreMagnum shall be henceforth known as Lord Drake de La Magnissimo, Ninth Heir to the House of Champagne, Purveyor of Pulchritude For the Western Hemisphere, and Bishop of Whydoncha.
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Peace,
Motifake Wit Liberation Front
aka Doris Night
“Great wits are sure to madness near allied
And thin partitions do their bounds divide”
--John Dryden
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Muck
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Post subject: Re: Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:58 pm |
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Capt. will do
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