Titles, Degrees, Credentials, and honoraria

thatonechick · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:14 am

I should like to know what mine would be... Or mebbe I'm scared. :shock:

Nah.

If it please you, good MWLF. Thanx!

Motifake Wit Liberation F · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:51 am

Chompers wrote:

Motifake Wit Liberation F wrote:

Chompers shall be henceforth called by the terrified townsfolk as Le Menace des Dents Sinistres!

What does that mean?

It's French. It means The Terror of the Ominous Teeth. Because you are Chompers, and that is pretty ominous and terrifying. It also sounds cool in French (though you could use the phrase in English, I suppose). So it is written.

Motifake Wit Liberation F · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:55 am

Dude 4515 wrote:

this is hilarious! I want one, or two, or ten. maybe you have a few positions left to fill.

I know one thing I want: grand Acolyte of the Temple of Briton. he do be my god (other than EGD), something scholarly, and a curator of something that i really shouldn't be the curator of.

if you can manage that, you make it into my pantheon (includes Briton of rose, Bartimaeus, Guiness, Optimus Prime, Jesus christ, Bill waterson, and the fuzzy hats, to keep the sin pixies away.)

Let it be known that from now on, Dude 4514 will also be known as The Grand Curator of The Ancient Museum Of The Temples of the Decaying Gods, Chief Negotiator To The Peoples of Beerland, Sinpixia, and the Vandals of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, and Assistant Janitor of The Last House On The Left!

...so it is written.

MrRandom · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:56 am

But who wants to speak in french?

Motifake Wit Liberation F · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:58 am

Narutarded wrote:

Motifake Wit Liberation F wrote:

Amina will henceforth be revealed as Mistress Gossamer Bondagegams of Minnesota Prefecture, Empress of Tantalizement and Bedevilment, Doctor of Teasology

Finally, another member of the MotiFake Tease Squad!
(But we already knew that, didn't we, Amina?)

Congratulations on your new titles, and also for this:
By the power vested in me as both Headmistress and Head Mistress of the MotiFake Assault
Lesbian Taskforce, I, Narutarded, do hereby confer upon Amina the positions of First Lieutenant
in charge of Positions, Quartermaster of Whips and Handcuffs, and Disciplinarian-at-large.

Welcome to the M.A.L.T., Lieutenant!

(And my apologies to MWLF for stealing a little of his thunder, but as leader of the M.A.L.T., it's my job to hand out commendations and promotions.)

I understand. So it is written!

HtD · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:01 pm

Give me a go?

Motifake Wit Liberation F · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:06 pm

MrRandom wrote:

But who wants to speak in french?

You needn't speak French conversationally, just have a scary nickname in French. This way when you invade them , they won't fight back, and you can sit around drinking wine and having fresh baguettes while wearing your new free beret. It worked for me!

MrRandom · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:12 pm

The beret is indeed a tempting offer....

rerun · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:44 pm

manicbranic wrote:

Can my title be : Director of the International Post-Coital Zombie Relations Department?

As the Zombie Pimp Overlord, I approve

Motifake Wit Liberation F · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:24 pm

Ahem! (clears throat) cue trumpets (Pomp and Circumstance begins to play)

Let it be known!

From now on, his eminence Kamai, an actual factual Belgian Motifaker, shall be known to all as SuperPrime Minister of Belgium, Motifake International Goodwill Ambassador To Waffle loving Peoples of the World

Ed Hyde shall henceforth be known as Vice President of Parsnips, Rutabagas, b****es and Hos

manicbranic will from now on be revealed to be Head Seducer of the International Guild of Vivenecrophiliacs, Senor Suave of The Netherworld

Dude 4515 is to be given due respect as The Grand Curator of The Ancient Museum Of The Temples of the Decaying Gods, Chief Negotiator To The Peoples of Beerland, Sinpixia, and the Vandals of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, and Assistant Janitor of The Last House On The Left!

thatonechick will be afforded all due respect and worship and occasional tithing asEmpress of the Deli, Chief Containment Officer For Biological Outbreaks in Sector Z, Delicatessen Division, Three Time Recipient Of The Louis Pasteur Memorial Award For General Cleanliness, Doctor of LUbrique Studies at Oohlala University

and HtD, our brother in good standing, shall be known far and wide wherever people party as Professor Queso Tequila of Florida State Institute of Party Foods, Snacks, and Concession Stands, Moshpit Anthropologist, and Explorer of Dangerous Jungles

...in accordance with the prophecy, so it is written, let it be known. Hear ye hear ye.

Sincerely Yours,
Motifake Wit Liberation Front, the Dalai Alpaca, Grand Inquisitor of Ventilation Units, Sage of the Macarena, Lord of The Dance of Connecticut, Bearer of One Thousand Burdens and One Million Penii, Town Cryer of Marsopolis, Chief Pretzel Bender of the Amazonian Ranforest, Sweeper of the Desert Winds, Chairman of The Reformed Church of Hasbians and Wasbians, Possesor of the Chocowafflecookiegoodnessbar, and Bishop of Stonethecrows Island.

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