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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:40 am

You can't find a fine aged wine in a club, if you do it has been removed by quality control... no there you'll find shots, looks good and tastes nice sometimes, but goddamb is it a pain in the arse the next morning.

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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Rick69 » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:03 am

The "pain in the arse" part took me too long to get...
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby MissPriss » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:46 am

Poor Slick, I got it right away...and I'm female. See, that's what happens when you remain pure and chasted.
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Mooooooooooooooooooo » Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:17 pm

MissPriss wrote:Poor Slick, I got it right away...and I'm female. See, that's what happens when you remain pure and chasted.
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It must be made from traditional Texas taco meat.....Illegal immigrants.
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Rick69 » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:04 pm

I'll give a hint, Pwissy... No one on the internet is pure... Only slow... I'd give you a few links to photos that has already mentally scarred me for life & afterlife... But I pray you have not fallen to my level of filth... Yet... (Ignore the praying part... In my low, no one prays... But no one...)
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby M0rd3kaI » Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:15 pm

Blue skies and golden syrup on a fresh waffle...
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Rick69 » Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:06 pm

Off-topic: I see skies of blue... Red roses too... I see'em true... For me and you... And I think to myself... What a wonderful world...

(Right up there with some of my favourite songs... Also its relevance will become a li'l more apparent after my camping stories...)
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby M0rd3kaI » Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:44 pm

I'm flying home in 22 hours...
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby M0rd3kaI » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:31 pm

Double post...

It is 6:28 am... have not slept yet... not tired... crap...
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby M0rd3kaI » Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:52 am

TRIPLE POST!!! fcuk yeah!!! :mosh:

I have sold my cellphone, my trusty HTC Wildfire back in May, and now after this recent trip offshore I have made my decision, I am going to get myself the EPIC... Samsung Galaxy... S3 8) :mosh: I found out it is not all that expensive in comparison to the S2, so.... why not?

Rick... Your wonderous opinion... please.
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