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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby pieman » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:07 pm

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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:28 pm

This thread is a living, breathing paradox! By staying "off topic," we're actually quite ON topic.

The more we digress, the more we regress. There's no winning here!
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby phydeaux » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:29 pm

Bartimaeus wrote:This thread is a living, breathing paradox! By staying "off topic," we're actually quite ON topic.

The more we digress, the more we regress. There's no winning here!



sheesh yer a whiny one ain't ya!
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:31 pm

phydeaux wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:This thread is a living, breathing paradox! By staying "off topic," we're actually quite ON topic.

The more we digress, the more we regress. There's no winning here!



sheesh yer a whiny one ain't ya!


I only have a slight drinking problem...

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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby phydeaux » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:34 pm

Copy. Two.
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When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the noobs meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them duct taped in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and farting on their heads, Phydeaux declined to comment. "That's just our secret handshake".

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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby SiliconMage » Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:49 pm

Did someone mention a nice Chianti and some fava beans?
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby culos » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:57 am

Can anyone tell me what the hell this thread is about? Can't I leave you guys alone for a week????
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby rerun » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:33 am

culos wrote:Can anyone tell me what the hell this thread is about? Can't I leave you guys alone for a week????



I could tel you, but I would be off topic. No you cannot leave us alone for a week
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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby pieman » Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:06 am

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Re: Off Topic Thread

Postby CpnKangaroo » Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:52 am

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if its a 50ft. tall bridge, 3 times. 4 if he's wearing a hat.
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