[axe11154]

I text mord telling him I bailed jessy out of the nutty ben. When I get to the hill in hopes of taking it no one is there to be seen.

SO I sell the hill to a Poop joke factory and Use the money to buy a Solid gold toilet to replace the hill.
I then leave a sign on the toilet saying "Do not use but may be sit on. As of now property of axe11154" and I leave for work hoping the sign will do its job.

[steve1961]

As I appear on the hill, all hope dwindles...drained from the landscape as blood from a gaping wound...then a dark cloud appears in the heavens and a massive thunderstorm washes away all evidence that axe or anyone else had ever been there. I clap my hands once and the hill rises up and becomes an unclimbable volcanic mountain and I look down upon you mere
mortals with a sneer and stroke my beard and laugh...

[axe11154]

The volcano erupts like Mt Saint Helen's burning poor Steve to dust and removing any evidence there was even a hill at all. I soon come back to watch this beautiful fire works display and sit on my un harmed Golden throne. I then take the plank of wood I had put my message on and nail it to a plank then I stick it into the ground next to the golden toilet.
My toilet now with drink holders

[MissPriss]

I stealthly creep up behind Axe and his Throne of Power, clap my hands, and he soils his Golden Pooper! While he is in complete shock I use a few of the moves I should be using in yourmother.. to keel him....KEEL him! As I dig a hole deep enough to bury him and his Golden soiled pot, I end up unearthing enough mud to create a new hill as I dig. When I turn and see my wonderful creation, I quickly climb to the top, pound my chest and wail out in triumphant, then ladily like sit down to enjoy the banana I discovered in Axe's pocket.

[crankyhead]

Hmmm....

Nobody's been around for 90 days....

Squatters rights, my hill.

[M0rd3kaI]

CRANKY!

*ahem*

Mr. Crank-tacular... this notice hereby enrols you into Granny-daycare school 1-0-1, thus I take over your lil' hill to keep it safe...

My Koos

[caveman]

(We send our Rugby union team over to South Africa) (in all the laughing and mockery that is dealt out to them the hill is left unguarded) (our hill) (And congrats to cranky and his Toronto Marl....i mean Blue Jays)

[MissPriss]

Cranky...You're from Toronto? is how I start the conversation at the foot of the hill. Then I ask what does the center of the universe really look (inside Canadian joke)? He then starts to describe in GREAT detail (like any good(?) Torontoite would) all the wonders that one can see when in Toronto. The cave people having never heard of such wonderous things, slowly crawl down the hillside to hear more. As Cranky proudly rambles on and on and on...I skip happily up the hill to claim it as mine!

[axe11154]

I throw a banana
Miss priss follows in 1930's cartoon manner
I take hill
the press go wild

[Rick69]

Wild with hunger... Sees Axe... Finishes all of him... And his partner...


Once the cannibal press team have departed, I camp atop...

My Crag...