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by **the1stCOMMI3** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:58 am

What? Can't even afford the bus?

I have switched places with Obama...

by **Greeny** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:07 pm

...and request all to address you as Commiemomma

I stood in the doorway of the Great Halls of the Proctologist's Office...

by **motifayk** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:03 pm

and when you go in you see that the Proctologist is a hot woman who also, is an ex-pirate with one eye and a hook in place of a right hand.... She asks "Ready?"

I am at the Communist Party office with an intention of joining....

by **the1stCOMMI3** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:10 pm

It was auditions, need I say who won?

I can wall through walls!

by **champ99** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:02 am

and found you were a Wal-mart...... :rofl:

I'm walking though Wal-Mart and fart in isle 4.....

by **the1stCOMMI3** » Wed Aug 24, 2011 1:28 pm

suddenly you hear 'we need a cleanup on isle 5' over the speaker...

the FedEx guy gave me an anonymous package...

by **champ99** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:36 am

and it turns out to be a blow up doll of Rosie O'donnell,,,, it has been used.....

I am walking down a trail when suddenly....

by **the1stCOMMI3** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:56 pm

you spot a wild ninja in it's habitat...

I finally decide to take a hike...

by **champ99** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:24 am

When suddenly appears a wild Gila monster that proceeds to bite your face off and steal your Communist party membership card.

I descend slowly into the dark cave...