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Re: The nightmare game

Postby axe11154 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:12 am

When really its not pain
your now a woman and its your period

Im river dancing when
I would Axe you a question
but you a little cut up

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Re: The nightmare game

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:03 am

you realize it's not mud that makes up the riverbed... but human feces

I am over my period and change back into a man...
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Re: The nightmare game

Postby axe11154 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:25 am

When an irish man kicks you in the nuts causing them to shoot up your body and now are dangling from you mouth. Did I mention you d*** stayed in your mouth

Im looking at Mords signature when...
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Re: The nightmare game

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:58 am

...A 'screamer' pops up giving you a heart attack.

I swallow down my genitals causing them to return to their correct place...

I'm talking to the Irish man when...
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Re: The nightmare game

Postby axe11154 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:15 pm

He takes me out of his pocket and gives you a high five... safice to say do you want your hand back?

I meet a beautiful red haird lass
I would Axe you a question
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Re: The nightmare game

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:06 pm

When she turns out to be a kilt wearing Scotsman...

I'm drinking a cola
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Re: The nightmare game

Postby axe11154 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:13 pm

when while you drink it you find out its DIET dundunduuuun
I dancing in Hawaii
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Re: The nightmare game

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:31 pm

NO! NOT A DIET COLA!!! damn you axe... really. that's just crossing the line there...

When you saw your father drunkenly dance with a palm tree...

I was drawing
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Re: The nightmare game

Postby axe11154 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:34 pm

When suddenly you fidn out you have the mutant power to bring them to life
but they then eat you thinking your food

theirs a reason you shouldn't draw godzilla.

I was drinking blood when
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Re: The nightmare game

Postby M0rd3kaI » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:49 pm

you realised the blood was dripping from...... the all powerful YIN-YANG DRAGON!!
that I drew in previous drawings that came to life and ate godzilla

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[seriously.... one of my drawings]

I was finding my way through a dark forest
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