[spypengen]

when you died! nah Jk the flowers turned into snakes and crushes you

I was sleeping

[MissPriss]

then you realized it wasnt a dream at all and that you DO live on the forum.

My little toe was being gnawed by a pygmy.

[spypengen]

when it ate you alive(it's strange since I guess I have an addictive personality)

I was getting addicted to the Internets when...

[MissPriss]

... you were senselessly beaten by the cane of an old woman wearing a tuxedo.

I was dreaming that I was locked in the forum with Spy

[spypengen]

when all of a sudden you felt something behind you and as you turned around you saw the pedobear's son and he starts doing questionable actions to you, which you did not consent to


I was outside when...

[fan4camping]

lightening struck you 16 times in rapid succession (shocking, isn't it?)
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I was just sitting down to a steak dinner

[MissPriss]

when you realized your spouse has been missing for about a week and the steak smelled like it had turned rancid about a week ago.

I was at fan's sharing a steak dinner when

[spypengen]

when I showed up and stole the stakes and you guys were in the middle of an awkward conversation. so try getting out of the awkward conversation now.

I was fighting in the great penguin/pengen wars when

[MissPriss]

when MissPriss shows up to apologize for having an awkward conversation with fan about you.

That some one is dripping water on my forehead one drip at a time.

[spypengen]

when the water sudenly becomes cold and they shackle you to a board and an ugly fat guy holding a whip walks in and starts to lick you ear and he rapes you

I was loling when