[fan4camping]

the same ugly fat guy turns around and uses the whip on you
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I was running late for work...

[Rick69]

When you realised you were an unemployed old man scrounging on the streets... Wow, now THAT'S a nightmare...

I was mountain-biking down a crag...

[spypengen]

when your wells fall of and you tumble down the hill. and I claim the hill
my hill

I was running a marathon

[M0rd3kaI]

When you fell and left.

I was eating Steak

[axe11154]

When I jumped out and sliced your throat for looking the wrong way

Im preparing to throw knives

[Bull]

Then you realize they're not knives but sentient penises that swarm you burying themselves into any cavity they can find ...

I'm making love to three beautiful ladies ...

[M0rd3kaI]

When they speak in a deeper voice than a famed Opera singer.

I was staring at Jigglypuff in your sig...

[Rick69]

When it never existed...


I was cooking some noodles for breakfast...

[M0rd3kaI]

When it turned into the FSM.. eating your crown jewels and spawning david in front of you

[MissPriss]

Modick you'd better come up with a nightmare or I'll be forced to create one for you.

Times up!

Modick dreams that one day,he finds himself constipated and thus the other monkeys laugh and call him names. And no longer will let him play the monkey fecal tag game, leaving him to drink until his nose turns red.