[spypengen]

I would shoot the leprechaun because luck never affects me

If you could play any game of your choice but you die immediately after

[Bull]

Then I'd play the rape game with Jenifer Love Hewitt

If you could visit a fictional character from any book ...

[spypengen]

I would visit David Bowman from the space Odyssey

If you were invisible

[fan4camping]

Then I'd get in a lot of trouble for the pranks I'd do.

If artichokes & over-cooked liver were the only 2 things left to eat in the whole world?

[Schultz1]

Then I would take the liver.... yum.

If the Confederate states existed.

[Bull]

Then these idiots over on politifake would would walk around with permanent erections.

If you had to take an IQ test before you're allowed to procreate ...

[spypengen]

then the world would be a better place

If you copy a mod's idea

[Bull]

then you'd probably be shamed so bad you'd likely make one last posting on the 'I'm Out' thread.

if crocodiles could shave ...

[spypengen]

then they would have hair

if the grim reaper was at your door

[MissPriss]

Then I'd welcome him in and offer a stiff shot of rye in an attempt to cheer him up.

If GaryO was a monster under your bed....