[M0rd3kaI]

THEN I'd join it if it was female

IF I wasn't back yet...

[Rick69]

Then I would a bit more productive... A bit... Not really, I lied... My only productive time is when I'm sleeping...

If you owned an Apache Tomcat Helicopter...

[M0rd3kaI]

THEN a few more people will be dead...

IF you just came back from a womanless place called work that lasted a month...

[Rick69]

Then I would feel sorry for your sock... If you know what I mean...

If you were working on an rig... Which suddenly caught fire...

[MissPriss]

Then I'd yell women and children first and jump to safety. But not with out letting the rest of the crew know how badly I felt for them as I screamed "you poor s.o.b's' with an obvious devious laugh trailing behind.

If you were in the rescue boat below.

[M0rd3kaI]

THEN you'd have to deal with piss and shite, vomit and blood, hot, sweaty and cramped conditions and of course... motion sickness to boot... sad thing is that this is really the living hell you need to endure to stand a chance to survive a large catastrophe offshore...

IF you saw, from your lifeboat (which... btw had no better living conditions than the above mentioned), MissPriss (Who forced herself on the lifeboat first and laughed in your face after doing so... and her lifeboats occupants abandon their sinking vessel after being afloat for 3 days...

[axe11154]

I would stay on my boat and clean it of course. Jessy would kill me if I left right now.

if me and mord met

[Rick69]

Then I'd have fly over there & snap a group photo of the MotiKnights together then walk away again in our separate directions...
Only to play Hide & Seek for the rest of the day...


If we met Gary as well...

[M0rd3kaI]

THEN I'd have to sit on his lap and pretend he's Santa

IF ICEMAN was close by when the Moti Knights met Gary...

[Rick69]

Then we would witness a hundred and one year old man combined with Gary uniting before our very eyes with a Not-So-Big Belly Bang between them to result in a teleportation through a wormhole consisting walls of dark matter to an alternate huge planet whereby they are the one God of all that they see fit before them...
They sit around all they doing nothing much... Hence the planet is called Saturn (by Gary & Iceman)...


What if Pwissy wanted in on the action too...