[spypengen]

then you are gonna have a bad time

if I had been here over the past month...

[MissPriss]

Then your fingers would be worn to the bone spelling spypengen (jk you seemed to have reformed...keep it up!)

If all the beautiful women lived on Saturn.

[Rick69]

Then I'd run rings around it... (Am I the only one to guffaw uncontrollably at my own witty hilarity or is it just me...?)


If I could have a mature conversation with Gary... (This could be a good one...)

[spypengen]

then you two would some how manage to take over the world in a very sophisticated way (it's funny how I can spell sophisticated but I can't spell corect or actualy without spell check)(and you're not the only one who laughed at that terrible joke)

If I won a national spelling bee...

[M0rd3kaI]

THEN we'd know the world is being taken over by incest and idiocy...

IF I was implanted with the most powerful computer enhancing my thoughts by more than 10...

[MissPriss]

Then we would still be safe cuz 1 more past ten (11 for those that need a little help) really isn't all that much more porn, in yet another post,for the rest of us to handle.